repolarizationed
reportativitied

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repolarizationed adj. You are drunk and repeatedly changing direction, as though the room has reversed its charge. repolishinged adj. Of a drinker: attempting a second pass at every sentence, gesture and descent.
repolishmented adj. Of a drinker who has polished the same explanation again, without making it clearer. repoliticizationed adj. Describing a drinker who turns every stumble into a matter of principle and public policy. Gabbi became repoliticizationed and blamed the staircase for unequal access to the landing. repollinged adj. A drinker who asks the same question repeatedly, accepting each answer as preliminary data. repollutioned adj. A drinker so far gone that each attempt to clean up produces another small spill. Sharlyn became repollutioned, wiping up one drink while upsetting another beside it. repolymerisationed adj. The state of being drunk and joining loose thoughts back into one unmanageable chain. repolymerizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who re-forms after each collapse into another unstable conversation. repopularizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who restores an unpopular idea to circulation, chiefly by repeating it loudly. Gurmannat was repopularizationed, restoring an unpopular theory to circulation through repeated breakfast announcements. repopulationed adj. Reduced by drink to refilling every vacant seat, usually with people who were leaving. Paylan became repopulationed and repopulated the corner table after Elda cleared it. repopulatored adj. Softened by drink into someone who repopulates abandoned places before finding the way home. report carded adj. Still drunk, and grading the coats according to how well they performed on the journey home. reportabilitied adj. Too drunk to decide whether the evening's events are fit for the official account. reportaged (/ɹɪˈpɔː(ɹ)tɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide eyewitness coverage of the queue for coats and the departure of every taxi. reportatived adj. Having drunk enough to repeat every suggestion as something heard from someone else, usually during the walk home. Shirrel was reportatived and attributed the coatroom confusion to a source near the lavatories.
reportativitied adj. Having drunk more than enough to treat each account of the evening as second-hand, including your own. Ty was reportativitied by last orders and blamed the missing scarf on information received.