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reported (/ɹɪˈpɔːtd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who delivers every minor event as a formal account. reported speeched adj. You have drunk enough to retell each conversation with its tense altered and its speaker reassigned. reportednessed adj. You are drunk and relying on accounts of the evening rather than any direct memory of it. reporteed adj. Of a drinker: the evening has been described to you by several people, none entirely consistently. reportered (/ɹɪˈpɔːtəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has turned the journey home into a running account for everyone within earshot. Viky was reportered on the bus, announcing each stop and its relevance to the evening. reporteressed adj. A drinker so far gone that the coats, taxis and remaining biscuits receive equal coverage. Derle was reporteressed after last orders and interviewed the cloakroom about a missing glove. reporterismed adj. The condition of a drinker who approaches last orders as a night-long assignment requiring continued coverage. Lazario was reporterismed and covered the closing of the bar from beneath his coat. reportershipped adj. The drunkenness of one who has assumed responsibility for reporting where everyone is, and why. Joakima was reportershipped after last orders, locating the party by coats and discarded menus. reporting marked adj. Softened by drink into a railway-style code, identifying each coat and carriage by a private abbreviation. reporting pointed adj. Sharpened by drink into the designated place for complaints about coats, rounds and the journey home. Kimberly became reporting pointed after last orders and directed every grievance towards the cloakroom. reporting verbed adj. Emboldened by drink to repeat every sentence previously spoken, with particular attention to last orders. reportinged adj. Reduced by drink to produce reports instead of decisions, especially when choosing a route home. reportived adj. Slowed by drink to repeat the evening's news only after checking who supposedly supplied it. reportored adj. Describing a drinker who gives a formal account of every round, coat and change of vehicle. Ceire was reportored by the station, listing the evening's transfers to a largely empty platform. reportoured adj. A drinker who has made the departure from the pub into an official report. Iyonah went reportoured at the exit, documenting the departure while friends waited for the conclusion. reportressed adj. The state of being drunk and treating every stage of leaving as news of national importance.