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Rhode Island Redded adj. Of a drinker: dual-purpose, apparently capable of producing either eggs or an argument. Mcquade was Rhode Island Redded, laying down an argument beside the empty glasses. Rhode Islandered adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a small state of mind, complete with borders and a capital chair. Ceola became Rhode Islandered and declared the armchair an independent jurisdiction. Rhodes grassed adj. Describing a drinker who has become excellent pasture for conversation, provided nobody expects movement. Salil was Rhodes grassed and supported three conversations without leaving the bench. Rhodes pianoed adj. A drinker who has become electrically expressive, striking every conversational note with unnecessary resonance. Boyde was Rhodes pianoed and gave the taxi arrangement an unexpectedly resonant chord. Rhodesian Manned adj. Drunk on the strength of one ancient anecdote, which is retold to people who have heard it already. Cecellia became Rhodesian Manned and revived the same story for the fourth table. Rhodesian Ridgebacked adj. Drunk to a degree that you pursue the loudest person in the room, while others attempt to restrain you. Caprece went Rhodesian Ridgebacked and followed the karaoke singer into the kitchen. Rhodesian fevered adj. Drunk to the extent of turning visibly flushed while insisting that the company is perfectly well. Chely grew Rhodesian fevered and diagnosed the whole table with excellent spirits. Rhodesian manned adj. Drunk since last orders, and communicating with the room as though civilisation had ended. Ione was Rhodesian manned, addressing the coat stand as the last reliable witness. Rhodesian redwater fevered adj. Drunk by the third round, and visibly deteriorating whenever anyone asks how you are. Oreoluwa was Rhodesian redwater fevered and denied needing the chair beside him. Rhodesian teaked adj. Drunk by closing time, and standing rigidly while the rest of the party arranges transport. Onekki was Rhodesian teaked, upright beside the taxi and no longer negotiable. Rhodesianaed adj. Still drunk, and treating receipts, coasters and abandoned menus as precious historical records. Sulieman was Rhodesianaed and assembled the evening's coasters into an archive. Rhodesianed adj. Drunk, with the result that everyone present is briefly treated as a fellow countryman. Toron became Rhodesianed and invited the entire table to join his government. Rhodesiannessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish personal conviction from the atmosphere of the room, and determined to share both. Ifeanyichukwu was Rhodesiannessed, giving the table solemn opinions about belonging. Rhodeslied adj. Sufficiently drunk to make one old family story the responsibility of every person present. Jatava became Rhodeslied and assigned strangers roles in an inherited anecdote. Rhodianed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the nearest island on the map as somewhere you have just returned from. Oneyda was Rhodianed and gave the table detailed directions to a place she had never visited. Rhodied (/ɹəʊdid/) adj. Having drunk more than the company can comfortably accommodate, and explaining an obsolete personal history to it. Jahkayla was Rhodied and gave the younger guests a lengthy account of former arrangements.