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representation theoristed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every headache as an algebraic object requiring a specialist. Jeremyiah became representation theoristed, explaining the hangover through diagrams on a beer mat. representational state transferred adj. Too drunk to maintain continuity, handing each morning request to a fresh, self-contained version of yourself. representationalismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to experience the room as an internal replica, with the original apparently unavailable. representationalisted adj. Having drunk enough to regard each morning object as a mental copy, including the copy of the glass. representationed (/ˌɹɛp.ɹə.zɛnˈteɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a likeness, and defending the resemblance long after the original has gone. representationismed adj. Having drunk more than enough to treat every thought as a picture of the outside world, including this one. representationisted adj. Drunk and confidently explaining that every object in the room is merely an idea about an object. representationlessnessed adj. Drunk to the point where every decision is made without a plan, model, or explanation to refer back to. representative actioned adj. The condition of a drinker who has taken on every grievance at the table and is now pursuing them collectively, on behalf of parties who have gone home. Eugine, fully representative actioned, was arguing a corner for three people who had left an hour ago. representative democracied adj. Drunk in a way that turns each minor choice into a mandate, followed by confident disregard for the electorate. representative elemented adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor chemical distinction seems personally important and immediately actionable. representative fractioned adj. Drunk to a degree that expresses every distance as a ratio, usually to justify walking home. Omotola representative fractioned the walk home, declaring two miles an entirely negotiable ratio. representative governmented adj. Drunk to the extent of electing someone else to make the evening's decisions, then overruling them. representative moneyed adj. Drunk on the strength of treating empty promises as currency, and spending them with confidence. representatived (/ˌɹɛpɹɪˈzɛnt(ət)ɪvd/) adj. Drunk past the point of speaking for the group, while remaining certain the group agrees. representativenessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that the least prepared opinion in the room speaks for everyone.