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representativeshipped adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the remaining business with the solemnity of an appointed delegate. representativitied adj. Still drunk, and measuring every decision by how convincingly it appears to stand for the whole table. Elante remained representativitied and rejected the pudding as insufficiently reflective of public feeling.
representatored adj. Too drunk to act alone, yet sufficiently certain to appoint an official version of events. representeed adj. A drinker who has appointed another person to supply the missing judgement. Jabri became representeed and sent Ausia forward to negotiate with the offended doorman. representered adj. Having drunk enough to appoint oneself the authoritative version of a conversation one has only overheard. Jenrri got representered and summarised a private argument for people standing nowhere near it. representinged (/ɹɛpɹɪˈzɛntɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than the facts can bear, and turning each gesture into an official statement. representmented adj. You have drunk enough to provide a flattering depiction of your own competence, unsupported by events. Kastyn got representmented and described the failed shortcut as an elegant reconnaissance exercise. representored adj. You are drunk and have appointed yourself the representative of a room that has not met you. repressed adj. Of a drinker: a record pressed again in the belief that repetition will improve the performance. repressered adj. Of a drinker who has become the force preventing sensible objections from reaching the meeting. repressibilitied adj. Describing a drinker who can be restrained only briefly, usually until a new idea arrives. repressilatored adj. A drinker who oscillates between suppressing an idea and announcing it with renewed confidence. repressinged adj. A drinker so far gone that each second attempt at a decision is treated as a correction of the last. repressioned adj. Drunk to a degree that every suppressed thought is released in the kitchen. repressionismed adj. Drunk to the extent of enforcing a strict domestic policy against anyone touching the last snack. Leilynd became repressionismed and nationalised the remaining crisps from the sofa.
repressionisted adj. Drunk on the strength of insisting that nobody else may rearrange the cushions.