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reproducered adj. A drinker who recreates the evening's grandest speech, with diminished grandeur and identical words. reproducibilitied adj. The state of being drunk and capable of repeating the same mistake with experimental consistency. reproducibled adj. The condition of a drinker who can be recreated from the evidence of one abandoned kebab. reproducinged adj. The drunkenness of one who generates another account of the evening each time it is requested. reproductioned (/ˌɹiːpɹəˈdʌkʃənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to producing smaller versions of oneself, chiefly in the form of repeated apologies. reproductionismed adj. Sharpened by drink into seeing inherited social structures everywhere, including the queue for the toilet. reproductionisted adj. Loosened by drink into an advocate of inherited arrangements, provided they include another round. Kaylenn grew reproductionisted and defended the pub hierarchy from a bar stool. reproductive celled adj. Slowed by drink to dividing into two equally uncertain persons at the kebab shop. Marcous became reproductive celled and debated the kebab order with himself. reproductive cloninged adj. Drunk and producing an exact copy of the evening, including the decision to stay for one more. Elowise became reproductive cloninged and repeated the same disastrous last round. reproductive divisioned adj. Drunk to the point where every matter divides into two smaller matters, both requiring discussion. reproductive healthed adj. Drunk enough to consult the entire medical establishment before attempting the stairs. reproductive justiced adj. Drunk past the point of deciding whether to continue the evening or terminate it, and doing neither. reproductive medicined adj. Drunk beyond medical assistance, but still prescribing a restorative portion of chips. Zelma became reproductive medicined, prescribing chips as a restorative portion beyond all recognised assistance. reproductive righted adj. Drunk in a way that makes personal bodily autonomy chiefly a disagreement about using the loo. reproductive systemed adj. Drunk, with the result that every organ appears to have formed a committee and elected the bladder chair. reproductived (/ˌɹiːpɹəˈdʌktɪvd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to behave like a small organism whose sole remaining purpose is to multiply trouble.