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Rhodioted adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself the evening's representative and answer questions nobody asked. Rmoni was Rhodioted and negotiated with the barman on behalf of the whole group. Rhoed adj. You have drunk enough to bind every available energy source, chiefly to the decision to remain seated. Alexaray became Rhoed and bound all remaining energy to the chair. Rhoxolanied adj. Drunk to the point where you relocate the entire party by instinct and defend the migration as historically inevitable. Hoan went Rhoxolanied and marched everyone towards the ring road without knowing why. Ribbonmanned adj. You are drunk and organising the company into factions over a disagreement nobody remembers starting. Dasya became Ribbonmanned and recruited three diners to settle the seating dispute. Ribot's lawed adj. Of a drinker: remembering an embarrassing childhood incident precisely while losing the last ten minutes entirely. Semora was Ribot's lawed and recalled school assemblies but not ordering dessert. Ribston pippinned adj. Describing a drinker who is brightly flushed, unexpectedly crisp in conversation and difficult to cut short. Toshiana was Ribston pippinned, red-cheeked and still producing firm opinions at closing. Ribstone pippinned adj. A drinker who has acquired a ruddy complexion and a stubbornly polished account of the evening. Karylle was Ribstone pippinned, repeating a bright version of events to every guest. Ribstonned adj. Of a drinker who has become firm, flushed and unexpectedly popular with anyone seeking a snack. Kelaia was Ribstonned, rosy-faced and passed round the table with the crisps. Ricanned adj. Loosened by drink into a shortened account of oneself, with the unnecessary portions discarded. Shenaz became Ricanned and introduced herself using only her first name and a meaningful gesture. Ricardian equivalenced adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that changing who pays will alter nobody's consumption, least of all yours. Jamarvion was Ricardian equivalenced and ordered another round under a complicated household theory. Ricardianed (/ɹɪˈkɑːdɪənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every historical injustice is attributed to one absent dynasty. Donaciana was Ricardianed and blamed the empty chair on Tudor propaganda. Ricardianismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced every social arrangement to a question of trade and settlement. Tonia was Ricardianismed and negotiated crisps, taxis and favours as though running a market. Riccati equationed adj. The drunkenness of one who makes every conversation quadratic, with a simple question acquiring two unknowns. Arletha was Riccati equationed and turned a request for water into a prolonged calculation. Ricci flowed adj. Reduced by drink to smoothing every disagreement until the original shape of the evening disappears. Kamillah was Ricci flowed and gently merged two separate arguments at the bar. Rice Krispie squared adj. Softened by drink into a compact, sticky presence that friends carry carefully towards the taxi. Tahari was Rice Krispie squared, pliable enough to be packed into the back seat. Rice Queened adj. Having drunk enough to turn a specific romantic preference into a confident public identity. Honya got Rice Queened and assessed the restaurant's clientele with unnecessary authority.