requisited
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requisited (/ˈɹɛkwɪzɪtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating each object within reach as indispensable equipment. requisitenessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every item currently visible is indispensable.
requisitioned (/ˌɹɛkwɪˈzɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and issuing formal requests for possessions nobody has offered. requisitionered adj. Still drunk, and confidently obtaining things on the assumption that asking constitutes authorisation. Marixsa became requisitionered and collected six coats for an expedition no one had planned. requisitionisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a signed request from a personal entitlement. requisitived adj. Sufficiently drunk to make requisitions with the confidence of someone already authorised to grant them. Aubrie-rose became requisitived and ordered the bar staff to release a decorative plant. requisitored adj. Having drunk enough to investigate the facts, provided the facts concern who has taken your chips. requisitoried adj. The state of being drunk and issuing formal demands for water, blankets and the return of one’s dignity. requisitumed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the answer demanded by the problem for the answer you fancied giving. Lakeetha got requisitumed and supplied the quizmaster with an answer to a different question. requitaled (/ɹɪˈkwaɪt.əld/) adj. You are drunk and expecting compensation for every minor inconvenience endured since entering the pub. requited (/ɹɪˈkwaɪtd/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every kindness, insult, and borrowed lighter must now be returned in kind. requitemented adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken recompense for a duty and is now settling imaginary accounts. requitered adj. Describing a drinker who repays every perceived slight before checking whether one occurred. requotationed adj. A drinker who repeats the same quotation, each time with greater certainty that it has just occurred to them. reracializationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation is confidently recategorised according to distinctions nobody introduced.
reracked adj. The state of being drunk and certain the game can be restarted by rearranging everything in sight.