RBC'd
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RBC'd adj. Too drunk to transport anything efficiently, including yourself, oxygen or useful information. Pacita was RBC'd by breakfast, conveying no useful information between bedroom and kitchen. RBD'd adj. The state of being drunk and binding indiscriminately to whatever the kitchen presents. Reeghan was RBD'd, forming an immediate attachment to the washing-up bowl.
RBF'd adj. Having drunk enough to develop a feverish determination to ignore weather, coats and ordinary precautions. Damiesha left RBF'd, declining both a coat and the sensible route to the station. RBI'd adj. Reduced by drink to causing each successive person in the queue to score a departure. Baraa was RBI'd at closing time, sending three friends towards taxis with one increasingly persuasive suggestion. RBM'd adj. Loosened by drink into a domestic machine whose decisions are visible only in their outcomes. Amorette was RBM'd and produced a glass of water from the kitchen without explanation. RBMK'd adj. Reduced by drink to a concrete-vaulted arrangement of separate channels, each containing one abandoned task. Elyda was RBMK'd, with every household chore sealed in its own channel around the sofa. RBOC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the evening into regional operators, each responsible for a round. Jhaylen was RBOC'd and assigned Caoilinn responsibility for the next round. RBP'd adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening carefully without admitting how much has been taken on. Hayato was RBP'd, holding his glass with the concentration of a laboratory technician. RBT'd adj. Emboldened by drink to request a breath test from the person operating the taxi. Mayland was RBT'd and asked the taxi driver to provide a sample. RBW'd adj. Drunk enough to narrow the bandwidth of conversation until only one frequency remains audible. Lubell became RBW'd and discussed the same narrow subject throughout dinner. RC'd adj. Too drunk to keep the starting order in mind, and attempting to chair the race from the stairs. Adrin got RC'd and appointed himself marshal of the staircase. RCA'd adj. Of a drinker who has accounted for every remaining sip as though auditing consumption were a public service. Srilakshmi became RCA'd and recorded the exact rate at which the table depleted its wine. RCBP'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a confident plan despite pain radiating from neck to arm. Makaili was RCBP'd and insisted the shortcut through the hedge was medically indicated. RCC'd adj. Of a drinker who has concentrated the evening into one potent, badly administered reserve. Jahmauri was RCC'd and treated a single strong drink as sufficient medical preparation. RCD'd adj. The condition of a drinker who disconnects abruptly whenever the conversation develops an electrical imbalance. Mariagrazia went RCD'd when politics reached the table, and vanished towards the fuse box.
RCE'd adj. Reduced by drink to executing decisions remotely, with the consequences arriving before the instructions make sense. Rosaelena got RCE'd and sent someone else to order the next round.