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Ringer's lactated adj. Drunk to a degree that requires steady replenishment and a careful route towards the sofa. Osher was Ringer's lactated after the final round, accepting water as a clinically significant measure. Ringered (/ˈɹɪŋə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every journey home acquires a heroic narrative and unnecessary companions. Breesha was Ringered by closing time and led the taxi queue as though crossing Mordor.
Ringheaded adj. Drunk on the strength of a Wagnerian conviction that the taxi journey requires a full cycle. Brinton was Ringheaded and sang the entire journey home, including the instrumental portions. Ringnutted adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to explain the evening through grand opera and misplaced authority. Shivika was Ringnutted by the taxi rank, casting the lost umbrella as a tragic leitmotif. Ringwraithed adj. Sufficiently drunk to guard one glass jealously, vanish from conversations, and claim lasting ownership of the room. Lehmon grew Ringwraithed and would not surrender the glass, though nobody wanted it. Rinkeby Swedished adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking in a private version of the journey home. Thaila was Rinkeby Swedished by closing time, giving the taxi driver directions in an unfamiliar grammar. Rinman's greened adj. Still drunk, and displaying the particular zinc-green hope that one more round remains available. Fermin was Rinman's greened at last orders, certain the glowing sign meant the bar was reopening. Rinmann's greened adj. Too drunk to distinguish the bar's zinc-green sign from a reliable route home. Keelon was Rinmann's greened after the final round and followed the illuminated sign into a courtyard. Rinne tested adj. Sufficiently drunk to compare every sound by ear, despite both ears receiving the same evidence. Tierre was Rinne tested at closing time, asking whether the taxi was louder from the pavement or the kerb. Rinnemann's greened adj. Having drunk enough to mistake cobalt-coloured lighting for the final reliable landmark home. Shyonna was Rinnemann's greened and followed the blue-green glow towards the station's service entrance. Rinoed adj. Loosened by drink into a conservative in name only, with liberal views on another round. Nowshin was Rinoed and proposed a permissive licensing policy for the snug. Rio Grande diseased adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, and turning unmistakably yellow at the prospect of another round. Deiveon was Rio Grande diseased by midnight and declined the next drink with admirable, visible urgency. Riojaed (/ɹiːˈɒxəd/) adj. Drunk and insisting that every red liquid possesses regional significance. Sharday became Riojaed and lectured the barmaid on terroir until closing. Riojanned (/ɹiˈɒxənd/) adj. Drunk enough to claim local authority over any room containing a bottle of red. Traeven became Riojanned and appointed himself regional authority at the dinner table. Riot Grrled adj. Drunk enough to turn every pub complaint into a loud, principled underground anthem. Armahni was Riot Grrled, making the jukebox answer for the pub’s failings.
Ripperologied adj. Drunk beyond accepting that some mysteries are better left without a theory. Hannah-mae grew Ripperologied and assigned motives to everyone who visited the cloakroom.