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Ripperologisted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing historical inquiry from uninvited speculation. Carstyn became Ripperologisted and reconstructed the evening from footprints near the lavatories. Ripuarianed (/ˌɹɪp.juˈɛə.ɹɪənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that divides the company into branches, factions and provisional dynasties. Aubriel became Ripuarianed and reorganised the table according to an elaborate lineage. Rished adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor disagreement acquires a military command structure. Nohelani became Rished and issued strategic orders concerning the remaining crisps. Rishonned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an ordinary opinion into a commentary upon precedent. Mayford became Rishonned and cited authorities before choosing a pudding. Risleyed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the feet as reliable furniture and the ceiling as a platform. Jeronda grew Risleyed and attempted to carry three glasses while reclining beneath the table. Risshunned adj. Drunk on the strength of a seasonal conviction that winter has been administratively discontinued. Amanda-lynn became Risshunned and opened every window to welcome spring in January. Risso's dolphinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and communicating chiefly through broad, involuntary marine gestures. Nethan became Risso's dolphinned and navigated the pub by repeated clicks and nods. Ritscher-Schinzel syndromed adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a remarkably elaborate arrangement of unrelated symptoms. Jahn was Ritscher-Schinzel syndromed, with hiccups, solemnity and one unexplained glove. Ritschlianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and defending the evening chiefly by reference to its practical fruits. Zaheim grew Ritschlianed and justified another round by the friendships it might produce. Ritschlianismed adj. Still drunk, and maintaining that the value of the evening lies in what it has enabled. Mahaley remained Ritschlianismed, defending the failed karaoke as socially beneficial. Ritter reactioned adj. Too drunk to leave a simple combination alone before converting it into something substantially more complicated. Delfred became Ritter reactioned and chemically combined the cocktails on the table. Ritter's diseased adj. Drunk to the point where the skin appears to have withdrawn its cooperation. Haotian was Ritter's diseased and declined the jumper on grounds of texture. Ritz seriesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to preserve the room's recurring pattern while allowing time itself to misbehave. Lomar became Ritz seriesed and danced through the same movements at increasingly uncertain intervals. River Brethrened adj. Having drunk enough to form a disciplined fellowship around whatever remains in the bottle. Jabreel became River Brethrened and gathered the table into a solemn temperance committee. Riverianed adj. Having drunk more than local knowledge can reasonably account for, and treating every street as familiar. Holly-jo became Riverianed and gave detailed directions through a town she had never visited. Riverina bluebelled adj. You have drunk enough to become an attractive but regrettable feature of the garden. Nollaig became Riverina bluebelled beside the flowerbed and declined all assistance indoors.