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Rivesaltesed adj. You are drunk and treating fortified red wine as though it were a respectable food group. Amista grew Rivesaltesed and requested a menu pairing for every subsequent glass. Rizalianaed adj. Of a drinker: surrounded by papers, souvenirs and other materials whose historical relevance is asserted rather than demonstrated. Amile became Rizalianaed and arranged receipts across the table as archival evidence. RnB'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and interpreting every disagreement as rhythm and blues. Arkie became RnB'd and sang his rebuttal over the closing announcement. RoE'd adj. Drunk beyond calculating whether the evening has generated any return on the investment. Adayah went RoE'd and called the empty glass a poor reinvestment decision. Roanoke bellsed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a persistent floral ringing and cannot locate its source. Copelin became Roanoke bellsed and searched the garden for the sound beneath the music. Roanokered adj. Describing a drinker who regards every unfamiliar venue as an extension of home. Cecelie became Roanokered and gave the visiting band unsolicited advice about the room. Roaring Megged adj. A drinker who has become a large, immovable instrument of noisy historical importance. Chanella grew Roaring Megged and shook the table whenever she requested another song. Rob Royed adj. A drinker so far gone that Scotch, vermouth and bitters appear a complete personal constitution. Zigmund became Rob Royed and regarded the cocktail list as a concise account of his character. Roberdsmanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and bold enough by morning to steal the covers back. Alisiana woke Roberdsmanned, having reclaimed the duvet from everyone in the house. Robert Bordened adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the morning's headache as legal tender. Maryjane arrived Robert Bordened, offering silence as payment for coffee. Robertianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and descended by morning into a more ancient branch of the family. Akacia woke Robertianed, claiming breakfast belonged to a dynasty older than the pub. Robertined adj. Drunk by the third round, and familial about the ruins by breakfast. Mirlene emerged Robertined, addressing the kettle as an inherited household treasure. Robertsmanned adj. Still drunk, and conducting a quiet morning raid on the kitchen. Eugenie remained Robertsmanned, removing biscuits from the cupboard with professional calm. Robertson screwdrivered adj. Sufficiently drunk to drive every square thought into place, then lose the handle by breakfast. Tiarrah arrived Robertson screwdrivered, fitting toast into the toaster with unwarranted precision. Robertson screwed adj. Too drunk to face a square decision, and still turning in circles the next morning. Rubiel woke Robertson screwed, unable to choose between tea and the darker consequences of coffee. Robertsonian translocationed adj. Having drunk enough to fuse two separate memories into one large, centromere-bearing account of breakfast. Jolane woke Robertsonian translocationed, combining the wedding and the taxi into one event.