Robinsonaded
Rockinghamed

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Robinsonaded adj. Loosened by drink into a solitary adventurer, capable of surviving the party only through improvised household resourcefulness. Makenzye went Robinsonaded and constructed a shelter from coats near the downstairs lavatory. Robloxianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the entire room as a game world and every decision as an upgrade. Raynne got Robloxianed and attempted to purchase a better route home from the taxi driver.
Robolaed adj. Having drunk enough to regard a white wine as a sound basis for all further decisions. Virgilio became Robolaed and chose the restaurant solely by its palest wine. Roche limited adj. Having drunk more than the point at which your composure is held together by forces already pulling it apart. Taffani reached Roche limited and announced that the karaoke machine was structurally unsound. Roche lobed adj. You have drunk enough to orbit one companion closely, gravitationally bound to their increasingly poor suggestions. Brevon got Roche lobed and followed his cousin round the pub, approving every proposal. Rochelle powdered adj. Reduced by drink to dissolving imaginary difficulties in water and offering the mixture to friends. Maxime became Rochelle powdered and prescribed fizzy water for the dispute over taxis. Rochelle salted adj. Of a drinker: crystallised into two incompatible opinions, both defended with considerable confidence. Remia got Rochelle salted and argued both sides of the seating dispute before choosing neither. Rochesterianed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the nearest landmark home and is defending that decision with civic pride. Merab got Rochesterianed and insisted the bus shelter was the proper family residence. Rochon prismed adj. Describing a drinker who has split every conversation into two beams and cannot reunite them. Easa became Rochon prismed, answering one question with two unrelated but equally confident replies. Rockawayed adj. A drinker who has adopted the nearest patch of ground as ancestral territory and is reluctant to leave it. Keeon got Rockawayed and defended the doorway against people trying to use it. Rockefeller Republicanned adj. The state of being drunk and moderate about grand expenditure, provided someone else is making it. Farrow got Rockefeller Republicanned and approved the extravagant round as fiscally sensible. Rockefellered adj. A drinker so far gone that every purchase appears both necessary and beneath consideration. Elira became Rockefellered and paid for a stranger's umbrella without checking whether it was raining. Rocket Leaguered adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the car park for a pitch and the trolley for an opponent. Donshae got Rocket Leaguered and tried to score with a shopping trolley after closing time. Rocketshippered adj. The drunkenness of one who has decided two obvious enemies are destined for one another. Sharrel became Rocketshippered and arranged a reconciliation between two people avoiding each other. Rockhamptonianed adj. Reduced by drink to defending an imaginary city council and issuing municipal instructions to passing strangers. Orlath got Rockhamptonianed and redirected pedestrians towards a station that was not there.
Rockinghamed adj. Drunk enough to decorate an ordinary conversation with unnecessary delicacy. Jakyrian became Rockinghamed and handled the salt cellar as though it were porcelain.