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Rockited adj. Softened by drink into a cheerful rebel, prepared to challenge the landlord with no workable demands. Naajia became Rockited and led a courteous revolt against the pub's choice of music. Rockwell scaled adj. Sharpened by drink into assigning hardness scores to furniture before sitting on it. Inis got Rockwell scaled and tested every chair as though preparing a laboratory report.
Rocky Mountain Kool-Aided adj. Loosened by drink into treating lager as a western frontier and every suggestion as a settlement opportunity. Theodis got Rocky Mountain Kool-Aided and proposed opening a saloon in the cloakroom. Rocky Mountain canaried adj. Emboldened by drink to undertake a long journey on an animal not present. Shreehan became Rocky Mountain canaried and saddled an empty luggage trolley for the ride home. Rocky Mountain fevered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a flushed face from a pub sign, or either from the scenery. Aalinah was Rocky Mountain fevered and admired the red lamp as though it were a landscape. Rocky Mountain oystered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a delicacy requiring unusual preparation and several explanations. Bryttanie got Rocky Mountain oystered and took ten minutes to open a packet of crisps. Rocky Mountain spotted fevered adj. Drunk to the point where every flush, rash and minor inconvenience confirms the same diagnosis. Edieth became Rocky Mountain spotted fevered and blamed the red napkin for her symptoms. Rocky Mountain toasted adj. Drunk enough to mistake an egg-shaped opening in bread for a dependable plan. Gloria got Rocky Mountain toasted and attempted to serve the menu through a hole in the toast. Rodman gunned adj. Drunk beyond useful aim, bringing considerable force to bear on a target selected moments ago. Sosaia became Rodman gunned and launched a bread roll at the wrong end of the table. Rodmanned (/ˈɹɒdmənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a firm opinion from heavy artillery. Karthik got Rodmanned and delivered his view on parking with disproportionate force. Rodney Dangerfielded adj. Of a drinker who has become convinced the sofa, the kettle and the glass of water hold him in contempt. Emily-ann sat Rodney Dangerfielded beside the kettle, requesting respect from the glass of water. Rodnovered adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged the kitchen utensils in a solemn circle around the sink. Shenee became Rodnovered and gave the wooden spoon a position of ceremonial importance. Rodriguaned adj. A drinker who has made the sofa an island and refuses all expeditions to the kitchen. Eilidh remained Rodriguaned on the sofa while the glass of water cooled nearby. Rodrigues night heronned adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen is visited only after dark, and then without landing. Tillman went Rodrigues night heronned between the sofa and the kitchen at half past midnight. Rodrigues solitaired adj. The state of being drunk and flightless on the sofa, with the kitchen beyond practical reach. Chakira sat Rodrigues solitaired, watching the glass of water from the far end of the sofa.
Roe's poisonned adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the houseplant responsible for the evening's consequences. Innis was Roe's poisonned and asked the plant whether the glass of water seemed medicinal.