RCEP'd
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RCEP'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a careful exercise taken between sofa and kitchen. Orda got RCEP'd and treated the journey for water as an organised fitness session. RCH'd adj. Of a drinker: measuring the remaining distance to the sofa in vanishingly small units. Evalyne was RCH'd, yet still claimed the kitchen was only a tiny distance away.
RCI'd adj. Drunk to the point where every remaining current in the conversation requires an indicator and a warning light. Nieya was RCI'd, monitoring the flow of chat as carefully as the ale. RCM'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a drinker whose heart permits no sudden exertion, especially towards the bar. Khedra was RCM'd and treated the walk to the toilets as a measured expedition. RCP'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a person from a reinforced concrete pipe. Tameesha was RCP'd and remained upright beside the bins for some time. RCPO'd adj. Reduced by drink to a junior authority, issuing precise orders about blankets and water. Brion was RCPO'd, directing the household towards blankets with modest official authority. RCR'd adj. Drunk and replicating the same circular journey, producing another copy each time you reach the bar. Atiim was RCR'd, returning to the bar by the same route with a fresh version of the mistake. RCS ratted adj. Softened by drink into a research rat, cautiously circling the sofa before approaching the water. Deryck was RCS ratted, making tentative nocturnal circuits between the sofa and the kitchen. RCS'd adj. Loosened by drink into treating every conversation as a draft requiring version control. Easton got RCS'd and proposed reverting the taxi discussion to an earlier branch. RCSA'd adj. Drunk and giving each sideways glance at the bar its own complicated chemical significance. Dmaria got RCSA'd and interpreted the landlord's glance as a measurable shift in atmosphere. RCSE'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose self-esteem depends entirely on the sofa's welcome. Neda was RCSE'd, taking the sofa's vacant cushion as a personal endorsement. RCT'd adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated trials, with balance varying between treatment and control conditions. Samyiah was RCT'd, comparing the stairs with and without the banister at considerable length. RCTA'd adj. Sharpened by drink into announcing that you would become somebody else, racially speaking. Lyndra was RCTA'd and discussed changing nationality before finishing her lemonade. RCTI'd adj. Drunk on the strength of an invoice prepared by oneself, and therefore treated as both customer and finance department. Santerica was RCTI'd and issued herself a tax invoice for the taxi home. RCV'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a preference list long enough to make indecision look constitutional. Trejean got RCV'd and ranked every takeaway before choosing the first one mentioned.
RCW'd adj. You have drunk enough to wrap ordinary intentions in elaborate machinery before failing to call them. Makennzie was RCW'd and required a lengthy explanation to open the cupboard.