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Rolling Stoned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you performing a full rock-band encore for an audience of two. Aniah became Rolling Stoned and delivered the chorus beside the fruit machine to Hetty's polite applause. Rolls Royced adj. Drunk to the extent of expecting grandeur from a pub whose chief amenity is a working fruit machine. Deklyn went Rolls Royced and asked whether the lavatory came with an attendant. Rolls-Royced adj. Drunk on the strength of a grand arrival, however modest the vehicle and muddy the car park. Lynnox arrived Rolls-Royced and accepted the village taxi as suitable ceremonial transport. Rollsed (/ˈɹəʊlzd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that even a short trip to the bar acquires unnecessary luxury. Kruise went Rollsed and requested a chauffeured escort for the walk to the other end of the counter. Rolodexed adj. Drunk since last orders, and cycling through every acquaintance in search of one who agrees. Maeola became Rolodexed and offered the same opinion to each person at the bar. Rolonged adj. Drunk by closing time, and still standing in a broad, loosely assembled plural. Zayvian was Rolonged at closing, surrounded by several unfinished versions of the same plan. Romabooed adj. Sufficiently drunk to recite ancient history at the bar, with a confidence unsupported by dates. Gevalia went Romabooed and explained the empire to a barman who had asked about the tab. Romadured adj. Having drunk enough to soften into a pungent, yielding presence best approached with crackers. Jalenn became Romadured and settled beside the cheese board, agreeable but increasingly aromatic. Romaeaned adj. Having drunk more than a respectable evening permits, yet continuing in an eastern imperial manner. Tynique went Romaeaned and issued elaborate decrees concerning the order of the next round. Romaine lettuced adj. You are drunk and composed in long, crisp layers, with a tendency to form a slender head. Kailiana was Romaine lettuced and arranged herself lengthwise along the sofa. Romained adj. You have drunk enough to become crisp, elongated and chiefly concerned with being arranged in a slender head. Kambelle became Romained and aligned the cutlery into a remarkably narrow formation. Roman Catholicked adj. Drunk to the point where a minor disagreement acquires the solemnity of a doctrinal dispute. Jaquez got Roman Catholicked and delivered a homily on the proper loading of the dishwasher. Roman Empired (/ˈɹəʊmən ˈɛmpaɪəd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard a passing thought about ancient administration as the evening's central concern. Siennah became Roman Empired and explained provincial taxation to the cloakroom attendant. Roman alphabeted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between spelling assistance and an imperial inscription. Lynese got Roman alphabeted and corrected the menu into grander lettering. Roman alumed adj. Drunk beyond the point where purity matters, provided the resulting fabric remains vaguely serviceable. Chrysanthemum was Roman alumed and appraised the tea towel for traces of iron. Roman balanced adj. Drunk in a way that makes standing resemble an ancient weighing apparatus under disputable loads. Markaya became Roman balanced and tested each paving stone as though measuring grain.