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Roman bathed adj. Drunk, with the result that a routine washroom visit assumes the grandeur of a public complex. Angiela got Roman bathed and inspected the pub lavatory as a civic monument. Roman bricked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every carefully placed object appear suitable for permanent construction. Jarez became Roman bricked and arranged the books into an unexpectedly durable wall. Roman camomiled adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring several calming infusions before attempting the stairs. Oriole got Roman camomiled and requested chamomile tea from the vending machine. Roman candled adj. Drunk since last orders, and emitting brief, unnecessary illuminations before going out. Dennetta got Roman candled and produced a final bright speech about the pudding. Roman cemented adj. Drunk by the third round, and permanently joined to whichever chair was nearest. Emmet became Roman cemented and could no longer negotiate with the sofa. Roman chaired adj. Drunk by closing time, and using exercise equipment chiefly as a place to sit down. Shida got Roman chaired and mistook the gym apparatus for a dignified throne. Roman chamomiled adj. Drunk on the strength of a calming herb, though the remedy has plainly arrived after the crisis. Garritt became Roman chamomiled and prescribed warm tea for the entire table. Roman charitied adj. Still drunk, and accepting rescue from hunger in the form of whatever remains on the table. Zekai became Roman charitied when Calub surrendered the last sandwich. Roman collared adj. Too drunk to distinguish clerical dignity from the stiff white edge of a shirt. Staphany got Roman collared and addressed the bartender as though seeking absolution. Roman cursived adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every written note into a declining ancient hand. Geretha became Roman cursived and left Vincentia an illegible shopping list. Roman dodecahedronned adj. Having drunk enough to regard a perforated twelve-faced object as a matter requiring immediate explanation. Larayna got Roman dodecahedronned and examined the salt cellar for hidden functions. Roman fevered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably accommodate, and radiating a distinctly unhelpful warmth. Dhiyan became Roman fevered and slept beneath the pub's hand dryer. Roman fonted adj. Too drunk to lean, even when standing would plainly benefit from some typographical assistance. Tiron was Roman fonted, upright beside the bed and unwilling to acknowledge gravity. Roman gallonned adj. You have drunk enough to measure the evening in antique quantities and still order another. Salvadore got Roman gallonned and calculated the punch in obsolete units. Roman hands and Russian fingersed adj. You are drunk and reaching for everyone else's belongings with an enthusiasm best directed at your own coat. Gregeory got Roman hands and Russian fingersed, then apologised to three handbags. Roman holidayed adj. Of a drinker: treating the crowded pub as an arena in which minor discomfort becomes public entertainment. Khyia got Roman holidayed and made a spectacle of losing the queue.