Roman lawed
Roman wormwooded

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Roman lawed adj. Of a drinker who has converted a disagreement over chips into a complete legal system. Danery became Roman lawed and cited precedent concerning the last onion ring. Roman miled adj. Describing a drinker who has traversed a modest corridor as though completing an ancient campaign. Heven got Roman miled between the bar and lavatory, requiring a triumphant pause.
Roman monthed adj. A drinker who has turned the bill into an imperial levy and is prepared to debate its collection. Ziyla became Roman monthed and demanded an audit of the shared crisps. Roman nosed adj. A drinker so far gone that the profile seems less aquiline than pointed towards the kebab shop. Umayma got Roman nosed and led with her face into the hanging coat. Roman numeraled adj. The state of being drunk and counting in grand symbols until the arithmetic reaches the bill. Abegayle became Roman numeraled and wrote the taxi fare as a formidable inscription. Roman punched adj. Sharpened by drink into treating each conversation as a surface requiring an icy, forceful interruption. Aasim became Roman punched and cut through three conversations before finding his seat. Roman ringed adj. Drunk since last orders, and circling the same conversation without ever closing it. Jassem became Roman ringed and returned to the question of taxi fares every seven minutes. Roman roaded adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding in a straight line regardless of what had been built across it. Innocent went Roman roaded through the crowded lounge, requiring Walkidia to move the furniture. Roman saluted adj. Drunk by closing time, and greeting each departing companion with an arm held out for far too long. Tyna became Roman saluted, bidding Jah'mari farewell repeatedly from the centre of the doorway. Roman scripted adj. Still drunk, and delivering every conversation in carefully formed letters nobody had requested. Cleland got Roman scripted and wrote Mathijs a five-paragraph explanation on the back of a receipt. Roman shaded adj. Too drunk to leave a smooth conversation alone, folding it into smaller, increasingly private sections. Shuford went Roman shaded and withdrew from the group one topic at a time. Roman showered adj. Sufficiently drunk to involve everyone nearby in a conversation with no enclosing boundary. Thada was Roman showered, drawing strangers into the discussion from every side of the bar. Roman snailed adj. Having drunk enough to advance slowly, leaving a shining trail of unfinished conversations behind. Rajeeni became Roman snailed and took half an hour to cross the room to Endya. Roman square capitalsed adj. Having drunk more than the evening could accommodate, addressing the room in large, immovable declarations. Alondra went Roman square capitalsed and announced each opinion to Varion as an inscription. Roman vitrioled adj. You have drunk enough to turn every minor disagreement bright blue and leave it crystallising between friends. Humaam got Roman vitrioled over the bill, and Dukens quietly paid it to prevent further deposits.
Roman wormwooded adj. You are drunk and making the company taste noticeably more bitter than when you joined it. Jashiya went Roman wormwooded and turned Doninique's harmless story into an objection.