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rhymeabilitied adj. Too drunk to distinguish poetry from ordinary speech, but still arranging the words in pairs. rhymed (/ɹaɪmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to speak in matching endings and to mistake successful descent for metre. rhymefested adj. Drunk since last orders, and turning every exchange on the way home into a rhyming contest. rhymelessnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and unable to make even the journey home come out neatly. Kamilly was rhymelessnessed by the third round and abandoned the poem at the taxi rank. rhymeleted adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing small, serviceable rhymes for coats, keys and departure. rhymemastered adj. Still drunk, and capable of making the queue for taxis sound like a performance. rhymeprosed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a poem from ordinary speech while explaining the route home. rhymered adj. Sufficiently drunk to entertain the taxi queue as a travelling minstrel, without having travelled anywhere. Laithan rhymered in the taxi queue, entertaining strangers without travelling anywhere. rhymeried adj. Having drunk enough to make rhymes habitually, particularly when locating one's coat. rhymes-with-riched adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with speaking of the taxi rank in polite terms. rhymestered adj. You have drunk enough to become a poetaster at the coat check, with little audience for the work. rhyming coupleted adj. Of a drinker: every statement arrives in two successive lines, usually of matching length and doubtful relevance. rhyming dictionaried adj. Of a drinker who has consulted every possible rhyme before choosing a route home. rhyming slanged adj. Drunk on the strength of replacing plain directions with elaborate phrases, then omitting the useful word. rhyminged (/ˈɹaɪmɪŋd/) adj. You are drunk and turning the route home into rhyme, whether the passengers consent or not. rhymisted adj. A drinker who rhymes poorly but persistently while waiting for the final taxi. Dorien became rhymisted and offered the same weak rhyme to everyone in the queue.