rhythmographied
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rhythmographied adj. Drunk to the point where every spoken decision is transcribed into conspicuous rises, pauses, and emphases. Charloette got rhythmographied and turned a simple invitation into an annotated performance. rhythmologied adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the heart's irregular beat is not an argument for continuing. Philisha was rhythmologied and prescribed dancing for a disagreement about the bill.
rhythmologisted adj. Drunk enough to diagnose an abnormal beat in the evening and prescribe a confidently unsuitable remedy. Aaralynn became rhythmologisted and treated the argument with another round. rhythmometered adj. Drunk beyond trusting a clock, yet still confident that the bar's tempo provides accurate time. rhythmometried adj. Drunk in a way that turns each decision into a measurement, despite having mislaid the scale. rhythmopoeiaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every reckless choice is composed into rhythm and presented as intentional. rhythmused adj. The state of being drunk and governed by an obsolete beat, particularly during the search for water. rhytidectomied adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting to remove the evening's visible evidence before it has finished occurring. Freylin became rhytidectomied and tried to smooth away the consequences with vigorous optimism. rhytided (/ˈɹɪtɪdd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the face records each confident decision in a fresh expressive crease. Mam grew rhytided while defending the decision to carry the lamp home. rhytidided adj. Drunk on the strength of a predatory instinct, circling the least sensible option before taking it. rhytidomed (/rɪtədoʊmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and layered with old decisions that no longer admit of easy removal. rhytidoplastied adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to make every poor decision look newly presentable. rhytidosteided adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently surviving in a form no longer supported by current conditions. Alissia became rhytidosteided and continued negotiating after the lights were raised. rhytinaed adj. Still drunk, and proceeding with the enormous, placid confidence of a sea cow towards consequences. Elbridge was rhytinaed and attempted the long walk home through a locked park. rhytiphobiaed adj. Too drunk to fear wrinkles, or to notice that every confident decision is adding another.
rhytonned (/ˈɹʌɪtɒnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating the nearest flowerpot as a handled vessel and pouring from its decorative end. Shantie, rhytonned on the sofa, attempted to serve water from a vase without moving.