Romanophobiaed
Romeo pimped

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Romanophobiaed adj. Describing a drinker who fears every harmless object in the room and backs away from it. Persia became Romanophobiaed and retreated from the coat stand as though it had moved. Romanophoned adj. A drinker who has assigned every nearby sound a different language and answers each in turn. Zeni got Romanophoned and replied to the lift bell in three solemn registers.
Romany ryed adj. Drunk in a way that produces an unwarranted interest in meeting everyone at the pub. Bodean was Romany ryed and introduced himself to the smokers outside. Romaphobiaed (/ˌɹoʊ.məˈfoʊ.bi.əd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary fear has been attached to the wrong subject. Ryelin became Romaphobiaed and objected to a perfectly harmless accordion. Rombergismed adj. A drinker so far gone that closing the eyes turns standing into a gradual negotiation with gravity. Clairmont went Rombergismed beside the piano and required the wall for further thought. Romblomanonned adj. The state of being drunk and unable to keep a straight course across a familiar room. Aliysha became Romblomanonned between the bar and the lavatory, taking three different routes. Rombo syndromed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a blotchy face and a marked preference for standing near cool air. Traig grew Rombo syndromed under the pub's warm lights and stationed himself by the door. Rome Beautied adj. The drunkenness of one who has become glossy, red-faced and unexpectedly useful in the kitchen. Deajon was Rome Beautied and polishing apples for people who had requested nothing. Rome Ruled adj. Softened by drink into obeying whoever last pointed towards the exit. Adriannah became Rome Ruled and accepted the coat-room attendant as her temporary authority. Rome plowed adj. Reduced by drink to advancing through furniture with the steady purpose of heavy machinery. Cheketa went Rome plowed through the chairs, leaving the tablecloth largely intact. Rome-pennied adj. Sharpened by drink into counting small change while missing the edge of the table. Leontae got Rome-pennied and sorted the till coins into solemn little armies. Rome-scotted adj. Drunk past the point of keeping a small payment separate from the rest of the evening's money. Albertine went Rome-scotted and offered the taxi driver every coin in her purse. Romeldaled adj. Loosened by drink into a woolly, four-legged arrangement with little command of the staircase. Zurri became Romeldaled and approached the stairs sideways, seeking support from both walls. Romeo and Juliet coupled adj. Slowed by drink to moving in pairs, with neither member certain who is steering. Daysi and Tillman left Romeo and Juliet coupled, joined at the elbows and negotiating each step. Romeo and Juliet lawed adj. Drunk and treating every small difference in height as grounds for a formal exemption. Russia was Romeo and Juliet lawed, arguing that the bottom stair should count as level ground.
Romeo pimped adj. Drunk enough to mistake every persuasive stranger for a prospective romantic solution. Skii got Romeo pimped and attempted to arrange dates for everyone waiting at the bus stop.