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Romeoed (/ˈɹoʊmioʊd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to address strangers as beloved and the bar staff as confidants. Donatella got Romeoed and declared the cloakroom attendant her oldest friend. Romertopfed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an unglazed cooking vessel, while insisting dinner remains entirely feasible. Yavonna got Romertopfed and began preparing a roast with no oven switched on. Romescoted adj. Drunk beyond remembering whether the money in your hand is a fee, a tip or a biscuit. Desteni became Romescoted and presented the doorman with a button as a contribution. Romexed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every conversation into a bidding contest, with offers made before thoughts. Virsaviya got Romexed and raised the price of the taxi before hearing its destination. Romishnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary movement acquires unnecessary ceremony and solemnity. Yosan became Romishnessed and blessed the handrail before descending the stairs. Romisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a simple journey seem to require ritual, witnesses and a bell. Matteus went Romisted and paused at every stair as though awaiting a signal. Rommanied adj. The drunkenness of one who travels socially from group to group, carrying the same unfinished story. Kailyne became Rommanied and retold the incident to Aniksha from three different corners of the pub. Rommed (/ɹəʊmd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the room as a familiar circuit with no obvious final stop. Delrose was Rommed, making another cheerful circuit of the pub despite having said goodbye twice. Romnesiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of forgetting each recent misstep before the next one occurs. Darlah became Romnesiaed and repeatedly rediscovered the same overturned footstool. Romney hutted adj. Drunk since last orders, and sheltering beneath the nearest table as though awaiting repairs. Shaheeda was Romney hutted beneath the side table, issuing practical instructions to passing shoes. Romneyed (/ˈɹɒmnid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a soft, woolly sense of balance and a stubborn approach to stairs. Jezabella got Romneyed and descended wrapped in her coat, slowly but with conviction. Romnichaled adj. Of a drinker: retaining a distinction that the conversation has already abandoned. Melica remained Romnichaled through dessert, preserving a distinction between two identical anecdotes. Romoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and dancing with enough confidence to disregard both rhythm and furniture. Kileen became Romoed beside the jukebox and used the mop as a dance partner. Romologied adj. Softened by drink into a person who treats every round as an invitation to a lengthy seminar. Kenyla went Romologied before last orders and held the bar with an entirely unnecessary lecture. Romologisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting detailed investigations into why the stairs keep changing position. Xaniya was Romologisted and examined the staircase before committing to its first step. Romulanned (/ˈrɒmjʊlənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a tactician who identifies the quickest route to another round. Marquishia went Romulanned and secured the final bottle before anyone noticed it was there.