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rice hulled adj. Loosened by drink into separating yourself from every protective layer and calling it honesty. Audyn got rice hulled and disclosed his entire career history to the taxi driver. rice hullered adj. Emboldened by drink to strip complicated matters down to their outer shell and call the result solved. rice husked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a grain being carefully relieved of its covering. rice huskered adj. Drunk and removing every useful layer from a conversation before declaring it ready to serve. rice kinged adj. Drunk to the point where a misplaced certainty about attraction becomes an unsolicited royal appointment. Shacaria got rice kinged and announced his romantic expertise to the entire restaurant. rice malted adj. Drunk enough to treat the settled residue of an old decision as the finest part of it. rice milked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a substitute from the thing it confidently claims to replace. Vandalia got rice milked and insisted the empty glass contained a respectable dairy product. rice milled adj. Drunk beyond recognising that removing the outer layer has not improved the underlying decision. Morgynn got rice milled and polished his disastrous proposal until it became shorter. rice mothed adj. Drunk, with the result that dry provisions and other stored resources seem worth exploring from within. Takeasha got rice mothed and burrowed into the cupboard to inspect the flour. rice noodled adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every straight course into a soft, winding proposal. Jamyn got rice noodled and delivered his resignation in one long, looping sentence. rice paddied adj. Drunk on the strength of one firm conviction, standing in it until the consequences rise around you. rice paddled adj. Drunk to the extent of stirring every settled matter and confidently serving the result. rice paddy herbed adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently seasoning every conversation with an aromatic but unnecessary observation. Dedrea was rice paddy herbed, seasoning every conversation with an unnecessary aromatic observation. rice papered adj. Drunk by the third round, and sufficiently fragile in judgement to paint over a serious matter. rice porridged adj. Still drunk, and reduced to a warm, soft conviction that requires considerable stirring before it moves. rice poundered adj. Too drunk to distinguish decisive force from useful progress, and therefore repeatedly striking the same conclusion.