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rice puddinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to combine several comforting ingredients and call the resulting plan traditional. Shamire got rice puddinged and added sugar to the committee's financial forecast. rice queened adj. Slowed by drink to treating every East Asian man in the kitchen as a romantic possibility. rice ratted adj. Drunk to the point where your attention trails across the kitchen behind every escaping thought. rice shelled adj. Drunk by closing time, and withdrawing into a polished little silence whenever assistance is offered. rice sticked adj. Drunk past the point of remaining separate, and now lying in one limp length across the kitchen. rice stitched adj. Drunk beyond making smooth conversation, joining small remarks into a surprisingly decorative pattern. rice swifted adj. Drunk in a way that sends you darting between the kitchen and sofa without completing either task. rice tenrecked adj. Drunk, with the result that you remain small, nocturnal and unaccountably active beneath the furniture. Rayne got rice tenrecked and spent midnight investigating the underside of the sofa. rice vinegared adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every domestic kindness come out sharp, sour and carefully measured. rice watered adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a thin, settled presence beside a glass of water. rice weevilled adj. Drunk on the strength of having eaten through the kitchen provisions and left the cupboard uncertain. Westlyn was rice weevilled by dawn, having eaten through the kitchen provisions and inspected the cupboard. rice wined adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though the kitchen still has a further course to offer. Faviola was rice wined and searched the cupboards for a menu nobody had printed. rice-crackered adj. Drunk past the point of softness, leaving a person dry, brittle and liable to break over breakfast. rice-milled adj. Drunk in a way that removes every outer precaution before presenting the raw decision as finished. rice-paper planted adj. Drunk by the third round, and rooted beside the sofa with leaves of conversation spreading everywhere. rice-queened adj. Drunk and quietly arranging the household around the East Asian men present.