riddinited
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riddinited adj. Too drunk to distinguish structural support from the nearest decorative surface. Shekhinah was riddinited and leaned against a curtain with confidence. riddle canonned adj. Having drunk enough to establish a definitive collection of puzzles nobody requested.
riddle me reed adj. Having drunk more than enough to answer each question with another question. riddle sticked adj. Drunk to the point where the banister is treated as a fire poker and the stairs as ashes. Seeya went riddle sticked, raking the stair carpet with his umbrella for fallen embers. riddlebreaded adj. Drunk enough to require griddle-like support from every broad, flat surface encountered. riddled (/ˈɹɪdəld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every ordinary question as an intellectual problem. riddleed adj. Drunk past the point of solving the question of which foot should move first. riddlemereed adj. Drunk and posing verbal puzzles whose answers are chiefly concerned with remaining upright. riddlered adj. Drunk beyond asking questions whose answers can be given without hand gestures. riddlinged adj. Drunk in a way that turns every sentence into a puzzle and every pause into a clue. ride alonged adj. Having drunk enough to accompany any passing official vehicle, chiefly for the practical experience. Starlett was ride alonged and asked the paramedic whether there was room for one more passenger. ride cymballed adj. Drunk to a degree that each step supplies its own uneven accompaniment. Srikrithi went ride cymballed, keeping time with the stairs and missing alternate beats. ride heighted adj. Drunk to the extent of losing reliable ground clearance between one foot and the next. ride or died adj. Drunk on the strength of a loyalty that extends to whoever is currently carrying you upstairs. Taliyah was ride or died, insisting the coat stand was her closest friend and should accompany her home. ride passed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every journey across the room as unlimited transport. Ambriana went ride passed and made several return trips between the bar and the wrong table.
ride the ponied adj. Drunk by closing time, and advancing with a bouncing gait while swinging an imaginary lasso. Vito was ride the ponied, crossing the dance floor with one arm raised and no horse present.
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