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ride upped adj. Having drunk more than the legs can manage, and attempting elevation by means of anything with a slope. ride-alonged adj. Drunk by closing time, and accompanying the emergency services in spirit whenever the stairs become involved. Thelmon was ride-alonged on the landing, waiting for paramedics who had not been called. ride-onned adj. You have drunk enough to regard any seated machine as a perfectly reasonable means of crossing the room. ride-or-died adj. Drunk since last orders, and wholeheartedly committed to the person holding the stair rail. Brooxie was ride-or-died from last orders, following whoever held the stair rail towards the taxi. rideabilitied adj. You are drunk and judging the world chiefly by whether it can carry you without negotiation. Amariona was rideabilitied, testing the shopping trolley before committing to the aisle. rideabled adj. Of a drinker: small, mobile and apparently designed for one passenger, though steering remains uncertain. Roneshia was rideabled, travelling between the sofa and the doorway under her own uncertain control. ridealonged adj. Drunk past the point of volunteering for the emergency journey home, with hands-on opinions about the sirens. Kennth got ridealonged and offered to help direct the ambulance towards the kebab shop. rideaued (/ɹiˈdəʊd/) adj. Drunk beyond forming a defensive line between the pub and the nearest taxi rank. rided (/ɹaɪdd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that walking is approached as an activity requiring a mounted position. ridehailinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes every passing car appear summoned specifically for your journey home. Demi-ann got ridehailinged and waved at three parked cars before finding the booking app. ridemanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every solo journey becomes an improvised jazz departure. Jireh went ridemanned and improvised a twelve-minute farewell beside the taxi. rideouted adj. Drunk to a degree that a procession to the taxi rank acquires club membership and a fixed route. Jacobs got rideouted and led six people round the car park in matching formation. rider's boned adj. Drunk to a degree that the journey home has left you tender where the saddle would have pressed. ridered (/ˈɹaɪ.də(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the journey home as mounted transport, whatever the vehicle. rideressed adj. Drunk to the extent of mounting the nearest available conveyance with unnecessary confidence. Salema got rideressed and attempted to take the coat stand home as transport. ridershipped adj. Drunk on the strength of a crowd travelling together, each passenger certain the route is theirs. Yesemia became ridershipped and directed the whole taxi queue towards a station already closed.