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RD'd adj. Drunk beyond the cool, distant stage at which the sofa becomes a small private star. Arni was RD'd, coolly orbiting the sofa and ignoring the warmer kitchen. RDA'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a recommended allowance from an invitation to consume the entire menu. Taiyah got RDA'd and calculated the nutritional value of every drink Brynnlea ordered. RDBMS'd adj. You are drunk and managing separate tables whose relationships are now chiefly culinary. Koji was RDBMS'd, joining the dessert table to the queue for gravy. RDC'd adj. Loosened by drink into a self-propelled passenger carriage travelling slowly between sofa and kitchen. Camillia was RDC'd, carrying herself and one glass of water along the corridor under her own power. RDD'd adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the kitchen with the quiet confidence of a dirty bomb. Malayah was RDD'd and entered the kitchen as though the glass of water required tactical handling. RDE'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to detonate in repeated bursts, then require a quiet runway and several hours. Rykan was RDE'd, producing short bursts of conversation before shutting down beside the kettle. RDF'd adj. Loosened by drink into describing the relationship between every plate, mug and crumb. Simreet was RDF'd, explaining how the mug related to the abandoned toast. RDH'd adj. Drunk and polishing the same mug repeatedly, in the belief that its hygiene depends on it. Alyssa went RDH'd and scrubbed one perfectly clean mug beside the sink. RDL'd adj. Emboldened by drink to hinge at the waist without bending the knees, usually while addressing someone below. Gennaro went RDL'd beside Natsha's chair and delivered his proposal from an unstable angle. RDML'd adj. Drunk past the point of useful engagement, remaining behind the action and advising those who left it. Hudson-gray was RDML'd and gave Carolee directions from the rear of a taxi already moving away. RDMerred adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each domestic action becomes an unplanned deathmatch with the furniture. Johao was RDMerred, taking several minutes to negotiate the sofa arm and reach the water. RDN'd adj. Drunk to the point where every item in the kitchen receives unsolicited nutritional advice. Hannabelle became RDN'd and explained the virtues of toast to the kettle. RDO'd adj. Drunk enough to declare the remaining stairs an official day off. Shea-lynn went RDO'd and announced that the upper floor was closed for business. RDRAM'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to access recollections rapidly, though not reliably, through several separate channels. Desara was RDRAM'd and retrieved six contradictory accounts of leaving the pub. RDS'd adj. Drunk enough to develop a syndrome of heavy breathing whenever the bill is mentioned. Daymar was RDS'd and needed a full minute before confronting the shared tab. RDT'd adj. Drunk beyond rapid diagnosis, with the evidence appearing in several unrelated directions at once. Sheala was RDT'd before dessert, failing every ordinary test of balance and syntax.