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rigationed adj. Describing a drinker who has redirected all available moisture towards one thoroughly parched household plant. rigatoned adj. A drinker who has become short, tubular, and chiefly concerned with sauce. rigaudonned adj. You are drunk and executing a brisk partnered dance with whatever remains stationary. rigescenced adj. A drinker so far gone that the limbs have acquired the firmness of a neglected garden ornament. rigged (/ɹɪɡd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to take the ropes for a constitutional and become entangled in the evening. riggered (/ˈɹɪɡə(ɹ)d/) adj. The state of being drunk and dressing the furniture for a voyage it has not requested. Keywana was riggered, arranging belts across the chairs in an impressive but useless network. riggiesed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become tubular, ridged, and unexpectedly compatible with sauce. Arkadiusz was riggiesed and spent ten minutes selecting a suitable gravy. rigging monkeyed adj. Reduced by drink to climbing the furniture in pursuit of a rope that is not there. rigginged (/ˈɹɪɡɪŋd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken every available cord for essential nautical equipment. riggled adj. Softened by drink into a narrow, glistening creature that slips away whenever addressed. riggoted adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow channel through which all remaining conversation drains. right and left screwed adj. Emboldened by drink to wind the conversation in opposite directions at either end. Saeed became right and left screwed, arguing both sides of the toast simultaneously. right angled adj. Slowed by drink to ninety degrees, usually between the doorway and the nearest chair. Riese became right angled and negotiated the corridor in two perpendicular movements. right ascensioned adj. Drunk and travelling eastwards through the party by celestial calculation, eventually reaching the kitchen. Clo was right ascensioned through the party, travelling east by celestial calculation to the kitchen. right atriumed adj. Drunk enough to receive every incoming story, deoxygenate it, and pump it onwards. Sewilla became right atriumed and circulated each anecdote before it had properly settled. right backed adj. Drunk past the point of defending the correct side, except when it is the side nearest the bar.