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right banked adj. Drunk in a way that keeps to the river's proper side, provided the river is imaginary. Makalee became right banked and followed the right-hand edge of the carpet downstream. right bowered adj. Describing a drinker who treats the highest card as a personal authority, and expects everyone else to respect it. Korinne went right bowered and ordered the table to surrender its best snacks.
right bracketed adj. A drinker who closes every conversation abruptly, leaving those present to supply the missing ending. Katalina went right bracketed and ended Derek's account before its interesting part. right brained adj. A drinker so far gone that every practical suggestion becomes an opportunity for an elaborate but unusable idea. Phoenicia got right brained and redesigned the pub menu as a mural. right coseted adj. The condition of a drinker who gathers the same friends around each new opinion and carries it unchanged into the next conversation. right crossed adj. The drunkenness of one who answers ordinary remarks with a sudden sideways blow of confidence. right eigenvalued adj. Reduced by drink to assign one fixed worth to everyone present, regardless of their protests. right eigenvectored adj. Softened by drink into following one direction of social momentum, however inconvenient for everyone else. Avjot became right eigenvectored and drifted towards the karaoke machine through three conversations. right faced adj. Sharpened by drink into turning decisively right whenever anyone asks where the evening is going. Tennasyn went right faced at the crossroads and took the whole party towards the river. right fielded adj. Emboldened by drink to patrol the far side of the gathering, intercepting remarks before they reach their intended recipient. right fieldered adj. Slowed by drink to standing apart from the conversation while attempting occasional defensive replies. right hand of fellowshipped adj. Drunk to the point where every handshake becomes an appointment, witnessed by the entire room. Diavian went right hand of fellowshipped and formally welcomed people who had been there all evening. right handednessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every useful object as belonging in the right hand. right idealed adj. Drunk enough to preserve one private rule through every discussion, despite repeated evidence against it. right identitied adj. Drunk past the point of recognising anyone except by the role assigned to them earlier. Rixon went right identitied and called the landlord 'captain' for the rest of the evening.
right inversed adj. Drunk beyond following any instruction directly, yet somehow returning each request to the person who made it.