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right-faced adj. Loosened by drink into turning right on command, though nobody can establish who gave it. right-footered adj. A drinker so far gone that the right foot leads every movement, including those requiring neither foot. right-halfed adj. The state of being drunk and confined to the right side of every available route. right-hand manned adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed the nearest handrail as a trusted assistant. right-hand ruled adj. Drunk on the strength of a mnemonic that keeps every gesture pointing towards the way home. Mirlene was right-hand ruled, directing the group home with increasingly elaborate finger movements. right-hand womanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and appointing a trusted assistant to manage the coats and remaining rounds. right-handeded adj. Still drunk, and treating the right hand as the only reliable means of finding a sleeve. right-handednessed adj. Having drunk enough to give the right hand charge of the keys, wallet and journey home. right-handered adj. You have drunk enough to make the right hand responsible for ordering, paying and pointing home. Darlisha got right-handered and pointed towards the taxi rank with the card machine. right-handinessed adj. You are drunk and oddly convinced that the right hand knows where the coats have gone. right-libertarianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to reserve the last round, the taxi fare and the warmest coat for yourself. right-libertarianismed adj. Of a drinker who has finished his own funds, but still defends free movement towards the bar. right-mindednessed adj. Describing a drinker who considers leaving sensible, then orders another round with conviction. right-of-wayed adj. Drunk past the point of yielding precedence, whether travelling by pavement, road, or imagination. Elward got right-of-wayed and treated the pub corridor as a private runway. right-onnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every shared round and borrowed coat seems immediately proper. right-shoringed adj. The state of being drunk and balancing local departures against foreign diversions through the night.