right-to-left assimilationed
rightholdered

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right-to-left assimilationed adj. The drunkenness of one who absorbs each remark backwards, until last orders become the opening round. Kleo was right-to-left assimilationed and treated the taxi home as an invitation to begin again. right-to-lifered adj. Sharpened by drink into defending the final round as though it possessed an inviolable future.
right-wing populismed adj. Emboldened by drink to promise the crowd a simpler last order and a more glorious journey home. right-wing socialismed adj. Slowed by drink to insist that the favoured few should carry the coats while everyone shares the bill. right-wingered adj. Having drunk enough to regard every disagreement as evidence of a constitutional decline. Bridjette became right-wingered and challenged the buffet's distribution of bread rolls. rightabouted adj. You are drunk and repeatedly turning right as though retreat were a form of navigation. rightdoered adj. You have drunk enough to correct minor wrongs, including napkins folded incorrectly by other people. rightdoinged adj. You are drunk and treating every small kindness as a statutory duty. Tahliyah was rightdoinged and returned a glass nobody had accused her of taking. righted (/ˈɹaɪtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person who finds justice negotiable and the final round compulsory. Margretha became righted and delivered a legal opinion on the ownership of the crisps. righteousnessed (/ˈɹaɪt͡ʃəsnəsd/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced that moral correctness is audible in the volume of one's conclusions. rightered adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself the evening's unpaid department of justice. righteye floundered adj. Describing a drinker who has adopted a lateral posture and shows no wish to correct it. Kylianne became righteye floundered beside the sofa, observing the room from a low angle. rightfulnessed adj. A drinker who regards his preferred arrangement of events as legally and cosmically rightful. Laudan rightfulnessed the arrangement of pint glasses, citing both precedent and the universe. righthandednessed adj. Having drunk more than the left hand can manage, and therefore assigning it no further duties. Levona was righthandednessed and carried every coat on the same side. righthandered adj. A drinker so far gone that the left hand is treated as an unverified rumour.
rightholdered adj. The state of being drunk and holding one’s entitlement more firmly than the glass conveying it.
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