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righthooded adj. The condition of a drinker who confuses being correct with being entitled to continue explaining it. Frankii grew righthooded and corrected the menu's punctuation at length. rightied adj. The state of being drunk and discovering, the next morning, that every cupboard opens more naturally with one hand. righting armed adj. Reduced by drink to a vessel whose tendency to return upright has become merely theoretical. rightinged adj. The drunkenness of one who repairs the evening until its original shape is no longer recoverable. Annaleah became rightinged and rearranged the condiments into a more defensible order. rightismed adj. Softened by drink into an unexamined support for the political right, especially where nobody requested one. Dantavious became rightismed and proposed privatising the biscuit tin. rightisted (/ˈɹaɪtɪstd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a political partisan capable of detecting ideology in the furniture. rightlessnessed adj. Slowed by drink to accepting every change of plan without asserting any entitlement to object. rightmindednessed adj. A drinker who keeps his thoughts commendably orderly, apart from the route, the bill and last orders. rightnessed adj. Loosened by drink into the belief that correctness is a negotiable property of whoever speaks last. Kym became rightnessed and revised the answer whenever the room looked unconvinced. rightoided adj. Emboldened by drink to adopt the internet's most unnecessarily combative version of conservatism. rights issued adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every additional glass appears an opportunity offered to existing shareholders. Dalie was rights issued after midnight, regarding each additional glass as an offer to existing shareholders. rights offered adj. Drunk and distributing invitations to acquire further portions of an evening already overcapitalised. rightshipped adj. Drunk to the point where justice, truth, and dependence are stored under one uncertain heading. Dhanveer became rightshipped and entrusted the bar tab to the nearest stranger. rightsholdered (/ˈɹaɪts.həʊldə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk enough to assert legal ownership of whatever object is currently nearest the hand. Shaon became rightsholdered and claimed the salt cellar as protected intellectual property. rightshoringed adj. The condition of a drinker who divides the evening between staying put and outsourcing the journey home. Iriyana was rightshoringed, keeping one friend at the pub while dispatching another for taxis. rightsizinged adj. Drunk past the point of recognising euphemism, and reducing the household inventory with administrative calm.