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rightslessnessed adj. Drunk beyond any expectation of entitlement, and consequently willing to negotiate with a coat hook. rightsownered (/ˈɹaɪts.əʊnə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes ownership of the conversation, the tab, and one particular spoon seem self-evident. rightthinked adj. Drunk, with the result that approved opinions arrive fully formed and require no evidence. Ezkiel became rightthinked and endorsed the evening's official interpretation of the crisps. righturded adj. A drinker who wakes convinced the cold light of morning has confirmed every opinion held overnight. rightwingered adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with distinguishing political conviction from an urge to correct strangers. rightwisenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning-after headache is accepted as moral instruction. rigid bodied adj. The drunkenness of one who has survived the sofa without altering position, despite several attempted awakenings. rigid body dynamicsed adj. Reduced by drink to calculating how a fixed object moved, while neglecting to model your own movement. rigid-leaf poisonned adj. Loosened by drink into a plantlike sleeper, whose dangerous-looking leaves are mostly yesterday's receipts. Bekka lay rigid-leaf poisonned beneath a coat, surrounded by receipts and one ominous leaf. rigided (/ˈɹɪd͡ʒ.ɪdd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes in a fixed shape, with the night's coat still providing structural support. rigidificationed (/ɹɪˌd͡ʒɪdɪfɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to become stiff with resolve overnight, then discover at breakfast that resolve has set permanently. rigidifiered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of whatever makes a flexible arrangement immovable by breakfast. Prissy was rigidifiered overnight, turning a casual promise into a fixed appointment. rigiditied (/ɹɪˈd͡ʒɪdɪtid/) adj. Drunk and resistant to any change of position, opinion, or sofa until the headache has negotiated terms. rigidity modulused adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt to rise is measured as stress against the body's remaining strain. rigidizationed adj. Drunk enough to turn a temporary morning posture into a permanent-looking arrangement. rigidnessed adj. Drunk past the point of bending with the evening, and still noticeably unyielding at breakfast. Betsy-lou woke rigidnessed, declining to bend even when the toast landed butter-side down.