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rinkmastered adj. Describing a drinker who manages the sitting room like an ice rink, assigning seats and refreshments. rinkolited adj. A drinker who has become rare, settled and chiefly decorative beside the television. rinkomaniaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen floor has become an indoor skating venue. rinksided adj. The state of being drunk and stationed beside the sofa, observing domestic proceedings from the boundary. rinktum dittied adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes cheese-and-tomato toast for a complete recovery plan. rinky-dinked (/ˈɹɪŋ.kɪ.dɪŋkd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a contemptible figure on the sofa, unable to negotiate the glass of water. rinky-tinked adj. Softened by drink into a tinny domestic musician, tapping the kitchen utensils without accompaniment. rinmanited adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every mineral in the bar as a separate customer. Jayshawn was rinmanited, explaining the pub’s geological contents to the barmaid. rinned (/ɹɪnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where personal worth has become negligible, though still useful for buying peanuts. Jessey became rinned and contributed almost nothing to the collection for the taxi. rinneited adj. Still drunk, and chemically committed to whatever mixture the landlord has put in the glass. rinnenkarrened adj. Too drunk to cross the beer garden without leaving little channels in the mud. rinnered adj. Sufficiently drunk to run for the loos whenever anyone mentions last orders. rinpoched adj. Having drunk enough to demand great respect while standing on the wrong side of the bar. rinsabilitied adj. Of a drinker who has become readily washable by the end of the evening. rinsated adj. Having drunk more than the evening can cleanly account for, leaving only diluted evidence. rinse aided adj. You are drunk and improving the finish of every glass within reach. Sukhnoor went rinse aided, buffing the pint glasses with a beer towel.