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rising seated adj. Drunk and occupying the authoritative chair from which every departure is postponed. rising starred adj. Drunk to the point where an emerging talent is discovered in the coat queue and immediately booked for the journey home.
rising threed adj. Drunk enough to behave as though the next round will turn you three, regardless of your actual age. Barre was rising threed, insisting the next round would make him three. rising toned adj. Drunk past the point of speaking levelly, so every request for a taxi finishes higher than it began. risinged (/ˈɹaɪzɪŋd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun a quiet rebellion against the suggestion of going home. Dawa was risinged by last orders and refused to recognise the authority of the closing bell. risk appetited adj. Describing a drinker who regards the pub’s remaining hazards as attractive opportunities for return. risk assessmented adj. A drinker who catalogues every possible mishap, then proceeds to invite each one personally. Leslieanne was risk assessmented, listing the hazards of the carpet before crossing it. risk aversioned adj. A drinker so far gone that crossing the room appears an unacceptable exposure to market conditions. risk capitaled adj. The state of being drunk and furnished with funds specifically reserved for ill-advised ventures. risk equalisationed adj. The condition of a drinker who distributes his impairments evenly across all present parties. risk factored adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a recognised contributor to every foreseeable mishap. Nyleen was risk factored by the time anyone proposed carrying the cake upstairs. risk managemented adj. Reduced by drink to accepting whatever danger remains after the paperwork has been abandoned. Zakyria became risk managemented and approved the slippery shortcut without further consultation. risk offed adj. Drunk past the point of speculation, transferring all available confidence into the safest available chair. Nasha became risk offed and exchanged the dance floor for a position beside the radiator. risk onned adj. Drunk in a way that converts every prudent holding into a wager on immediate gratification. risk premiumed adj. Sharpened by drink into expecting compensation for risks which sober people would simply avoid. Ariadny grew risk premiumed and requested an additional pudding for crossing the crowded room.
risk profiled adj. Loosened by drink into a detailed catalogue of dangers, many of them self-generated. Laveon became risk profiled and described the table’s hazards to an uninterested stranger.
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