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Rouse numbered
adj.
You are drunk and assigning ratios to the sediment in each glass before ordering another.
Caleesi became
Rouse numbered
and explained the lager's settling pattern to the barman.
Roussanned
adj.
Of a drinker: pale, fragrant and certain that another glass will improve the balance.
Abigaile grew
Roussanned
and recommended the white wine to everyone within reach.
Rousseauaned
adj.
Of a drinker who has decided that every social arrangement would improve if people followed his private theory.
Vagas became
Rousseauaned
and proposed returning the pub to a natural state.
Rousseauianed
(/ɹuːˈsəʊɪənd/)
adj.
Describing a drinker who mistakes personal impulse for an argument about human nature.
Patericia went
Rousseauianed
and removed her shoes in defence of natural freedom.
Rousseauismed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every impulse arrives dressed as a philosophical reform.
Raegina became
Rousseauismed
and proposed abolishing chairs as an institution.
Rousseauisted
adj.
The state of being drunk and regarding spontaneous decisions as morally superior to considered ones.
Aerianna grew
Rousseauisted
and ordered for the entire table without asking anyone.
Rousseauited
adj.
The condition of a drinker who treats an ill-considered preference as proof of civilisational virtue.
Wahnetta became
Rousseauited
and praised her refusal to read the menu as principled.
Rousseauvianed
adj.
A drinker who has found a noble principle behind an otherwise ill-advised decision.
Tyres got
Rousseauvianed
and called climbing onto the piano an expression of authenticity.
Roussillonesed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has mistaken regional confidence for authority over the whole evening.
Shaka grew
Roussillonesed
and began directing strangers towards a restaurant that had closed.
Roux limbed
adj.
Reduced by drink to receiving every suggestion passively, then sending it onwards with renewed confidence.
Annaliisa became
Roux limbed
and accepted the wrong train as though it were a planned diversion.
Roux-en-Y'd
adj.
Softened by drink into dividing every plan in two, then joining both branches to the same poor outcome.
Melna went
Roux-en-Y'd
and split the taxi plan before combining both routes at the wrong address.
Rouzhied
adj.
Sharpened by drink into an ancient-sounding certainty that every route leads towards your intended destination.
Jaynelle became
Rouzhied
and led the party across town by a map facing backwards.
Rovered
adj.
Loosened by drink into supporting whichever team is currently winning, with detailed personal memories of its triumphs.
Lul got
Rovered
and claimed lifelong loyalty to whichever side had just scored.
Rowett nude ratted
adj.
Emboldened by drink to approach every problem without defences and call the resulting exposure scientific.
Dimarcus became
Rowett nude ratted
and volunteered for the karaoke before checking the microphone worked.
Rowley ragged
adj.
Slowed by drink to treating every hard decision like a paving stone requiring prolonged inspection.
Idowu grew
Rowley ragged
and spent ten minutes choosing between two identical crisps.
Roxburgh bindinged
adj.
Drunk and presenting a plain exterior, decorative upper edge and several unfinished matters beneath.
Royer arrived
Roxburgh bindinged
and recommended the restaurant while leaving its name unfinished.
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