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rite of passaged adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every minor change of plan as a formal ceremony. Leban got rite of passaged and celebrated moving tables as though entering a new phase of life. rited (/ɹaɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of inventing a solemn ceremony for opening another bottle. ritelessnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding without ceremony, precedent or any recognisable plan. Johnnathon ritelessnessed the birthday toast and omitted the birthday. ritenutoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and slowing every movement while insisting the tempo is deliberate. rithed (/ɹaɪθd/) adj. Still drunk, and confidently directing everyone along a small channel that exists only on the receipt. Manica got rithed and led the party towards a narrow drain, calling it a riverside route. rithmomachied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a philosophical game from a sound method of settling the bill. Krisia got rithmomachied and challenged the waiter to resolve the tip by strategy. ritlecitinibed adj. Sufficiently drunk to prescribe a complicated treatment for a bald patch noticed in the bathroom mirror. ritodrined (/ˈɹɪt.ə(ʊ).dɹiːnd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely contract, and attempting to arrest its progress by force of will. ritoed (/ˈɹitoʊd/) adj. Having drunk enough to weave the young leaves into a perfectly confident but unusable plan. ritonavired (/ɹɪˈtoʊ.nəˌvɪɹd/) adj. You are drunk and treating the evening as a complicated treatment course with no permitted interruptions. ritornelled adj. Of a drinker: returning to the same point, argument and proposed round with orchestral confidence. ritornelloed adj. Of a drinker who has repeatedly returned to the same decision, as though conducting a chorus. ritrattoed adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a blurred photograph for an authoritative portrait of the evening. ritsued adj. A drinker who confidently arranges the conversation into five notes, none of them relevant. Keyanda got ritsued and conducted the table through five carefully spaced observations about parking. ritted (/ˈɹɪtd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a useful mark from an invitation to redesign the furniture. rittened adj. A drinker so far gone that a young rat appears the most qualified companion for the journey home.