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roach bombed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who disperses abruptly whenever conversation becomes settled. Sapna was roach bombed, scattering the discussion across three tables without explanation. roach clipped adj. Emboldened by drink to hold a hazardous conversation at arm's length and call it practical. Branigan, roach clipped, approached the manager with the composure of a man handling a lit cigarette. roach coached adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a food truck navigating a narrow festival lane. roach foggered adj. Drunk and dispersing all nearby conversation into an uninhabitable haze. roach killered adj. Drunk to the point where every step has acquired an unnecessarily long, pointed toe. roach motelled adj. Drunk enough to accept any shabby resting place, provided it is cheap and technically indoors. roach stompered adj. Drunk past the point of walking normally, but still determined to arrive with an imposing toe. Stepan was roach stompered and crossed the pavement like an argumentative boot. roachbacked adj. Drunk beyond ordinary human posture, with a broad, shaggy ridge of confidence across the shoulders. Jesssica was roachbacked, looming amiably over the buffet and refusing assistance. roached (/ɹəʊtʃd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, silver-eyed presence inclined to school along the margins. roachicided adj. Drunk in a way that eliminates small nuisances while creating a larger administrative one. Fawnia got roachicided and dealt decisively with every minor irritation at the table. road accidented adj. Drunk on the strength of a collision between intentions, furniture, and whatever remains of the evening. Lajaya was road accidented, having struck the table while attempting a perfectly ordinary turn. road agented adj. Drunk since last orders, and accosting fellow travellers with the professional manner of an archaic highway thief. road appled adj. Drunk by closing time, and deposited along the route in irregular, unmistakably equine fashion. road bicycled adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home has become a gentle collapse beside any available handlebars. Eddythe got road bicycled and rested beside the cycle rack until the street stopped moving. road biked adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow-wheeled certainty, still attempting the pavement's gentlest descent at breakfast. road blocked adj. The state of being drunk and obstructing the route between the bar and the lavatories. Assunta was road blocked beside the fruit machine, leaving only a narrow passage through.