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road machined adj. Still drunk, and convinced that persistent scraping is a recognised method of improving the surroundings. Andreona went road machined and attempted to level the pub's doormat with a shoe. road managered adj. Too drunk to perform, but sufficiently confident to arrange the performers, transport, and payment. road mapped adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a printed route as authority over landmarks, intuition, and the existence of the destination. road metalled adj. Having drunk more than the occasion required, and acquired the hard, dark composure of loose surfacing stone. road moaied adj. You are drunk and leaning forward with the solemn confidence of a monument that has chosen to leave. road movied adj. The state of being drunk and treating the walk home as a film whose plot requires several unnecessary detours. Sohom went road movied and made the off-licence an important location in the journey. road pictured adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the walk home for a feature film and supplied himself with a plot. road pizzaed (/ˈɹəʊdˌpiːt.səd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has made a flat, messy final arrangement of himself beside the kerb. road pricinged adj. A drinker who confidently charges everyone for passage across a route he does not own. road raced adj. A drinker so far gone that the pavement becomes a competitive course and caution an opposing entrant. road racinged adj. The state of being drunk and competing with ordinary traffic despite having neither vehicle nor invitation. road raged adj. The condition of a drinker who regards every delay, direction, and stationary object as a personal provocation. road ragered adj. Drunk on the strength of road rage, disputing the kitchen's right of way with the kettle. Memory got road ragered and challenged the dishwasher for blocking the usual route. road rashed adj. Drunk since last orders, and abraded by every journey between the sofa and the glass of water. road reclaimered adj. Drunk by the third round, and recycling the same domestic territory between armchair, kitchen and bed. road recyclered adj. Drunk by closing time, and blending the kitchen, carpet and sofa into one navigable domestic surface. Kamrin got road recyclered and merged the rug with the route to the sink.