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Rube Goldberg machined adj. Drunk in a way that makes the sofa, kettle and glass collaborate on one unnecessary operation. Skila was Rube Goldberg machined and arranged the kitchen so a glass reached the sofa by stages. Rube Goldberged adj. Drunk beyond the point where obtaining water requires only a glass and a tap. Bedelia was Rube Goldberged and assembled cushions, spoons and string before reaching the tap. Rubenided adj. Drunk to the extent of establishing a family line between the sofa and the kitchen. Lakendric was Rubenided and treated the route to water as an ancestral pilgrimage. Rubens' tubed adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing a visible waveform whenever the kitchen tap is turned on. Melisse was Rubens' tubed, humming along with the tap while Wagner fetched water. Rubiconned (/ˈɹuːbɪkɒnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and having crossed a conversational boundary from which tact will not return. Florentyna became Rubiconned and disclosed the office secret to the least suitable listener. Rubied adj. Drunk enough to order a Ruby Murray as though it were the obvious answer to everything. Jamaree got Rubied and requested a curry before anyone had finished their first round. Rubik cubed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that the water glass has six different correct orientations. Leanda was Rubik cubed and rotated the glass repeatedly before drinking from it. Rubik's Cubed adj. Still drunk, and attempting to restore order to the kitchen by turning every object a quarter-turn. Inara was Rubik's Cubed and rotated the kettle, jug and water glass into a new arrangement. Rubik's Revenged adj. Drunk by the third round, and rearranging the sofa cushions without approaching a solution. Kacey- was Rubik's Revenged, rotating every cushion and improving none of them. Rubik's cubed adj. Sharpened by drink into solving every pub dispute by rotating it through all possible arrangements. Ahziyah got Rubik's cubed and rearranged the crisps until each flavour faced the right direction. Rubik's cubered adj. Loosened by drink into handling every conversation as a puzzle whose sides may be turned. Kamsiyochi went Rubik's cubered and rotated the argument until nobody remembered its original colour. Rubik's cubisted adj. Emboldened by drink to tackle impossible arrangements, beginning with the landlord's furniture. Trey got Rubik's cubisted and tried to reorganise the pub tables without consulting anyone. Rubinomicsed adj. Slowed by drink to balancing the household budget one round at a time. Eldon was Rubinomicsed, calculating the long-term cost of every pint on the back of a betting slip. Rubinstein syndromed adj. Drunk and treating broad thumbs as useful tools for opening every stubborn packet at the bar. Kairen was Rubinstein syndromed, using both thumbs to prise open a packet of pork scratchings. Rubinstein-Taybi syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where every hand gesture becomes unusually emphatic and the bar stool seems undersized. Cansas was Rubinstein-Taybi syndromed, gesturing broadly while explaining a matter nobody had raised. Ruby Murrayed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing supper from the final round, and ordering curry accordingly. Marsetta was Ruby Murrayed and sent the taxi to the curry house instead of home.