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roadstoned adj. Drunk beyond any useful distinction between building a route and obstructing one. Guntas was roadstoned, arranging the bar stools into a thoroughfare nobody had requested. roadsweepered adj. Drunk in a way that clears every nearby person from the conversation, one awkward remark at a time. roadtested adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every piece of equipment, doorway and friendship seem in need of testing. roadtripped adj. Softened by drink into a slow domestic excursion, usually ending beside the nearest glass of water. roadwarriored adj. Having drunk enough to treat the bar crawl as a business trip, with every stop requiring a report. roadwayed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating any route through the room as a public thoroughfare. roadweeded adj. Drunk on the strength of an unexplained conviction that the least distinguished object nearby deserves attention. roadwheelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on companions to provide the necessary rotation. Lamoni went roadwheelled and was turned gently towards the taxi by three patient friends. roadwhored (/ˈɹəʊd.hɔːd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and making such indiscriminate advances that the company begins apologising collectively. roadworked adj. Still drunk, and conducting repairs on friendships that had not yet been damaged. Azraa remained roadworked, apologising elaborately to friends she had not offended. roadworkered adj. Too drunk to leave without undertaking unnecessary improvements to the route and everyone using it. Meliame went roadworkered and rearranged the pavement furniture before accepting a lift. roadworthinessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard continued public movement as a matter requiring official inspection. Valonda became roadworthinessed and asked friends to certify her before crossing the car park. roaked adj. Having drunk enough to move through the room as a damp, indistinct suggestion of a person. roaldited adj. Having drunk enough to become hard, metallic and of little practical comfort to the gathering. Grantas went roaldited and sat heavily through the conversation, answering only in mineral terms. roamed (/ɹəʊmd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to turn an ordinary departure into aimless travel among unwilling companions. Draden roamed through three neighbouring gardens before Brilei recovered him for the taxi. roamered adj. You have drunk enough to become the person everyone must locate before leaving. Teaya went roamered and was eventually found explaining the moon to a delivery driver.