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roasting eared adj. Too drunk to distinguish an ear from a handle, or one doorway from another. roasting jacked adj. Sufficiently drunk to rotate in place whenever forward motion is required. Ceyonce went roasting jacked at the foot of the stairs and completed three full turns. roasting panned adj. Having drunk enough to require containing before being carried anywhere near an oven or staircase. Jacobb became roasting panned and was carefully settled beside the kitchen wall. roasting tinned adj. Having drunk more than the legs can process, and moving with the sealed precision of kitchenware. Juanmanuel was roasting tinned, descending each stair as though packed for transport. roastinged (/ˈɹəʊstɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and being thoroughly turned over by the evening. roastmastered adj. You have drunk enough to deliver cutting remarks to furniture, then forget the subject. roastneared adj. You are drunk and shaped for horizontal progress, with the stairs regarded as an insult. Shaquinna was roastneared and crossed the lounge by means of the carpet. robabed adj. You have drunk enough to pluck solemnly at an instrument that is not present. robaloed adj. Describing a drinker who sways broadside, schooling towards the nearest wall. robanded adj. A drinker who has tied their balance into a knot and cannot undo it on the stairs. robataed adj. A drinker so far gone that every nearby surface becomes a charcoal grill to lean against. robatayakied adj. The state of being drunk and publicly grilled by companions about the route home. robatumumabed adj. The condition of a drinker who has neutralised the useful signals from every limb. Audette was robatumumabed, smiling while both feet attempted different stairs. robbed (/ɹɒbd/) adj. Drunk enough to reduce the evening to a dark syrup, best administered cautiously before bed. robber baronned adj. Reduced by drink to charging tolls for passage through the hallway, with no authority whatsoever. robber crabbed adj. Sharpened by drink into a sideways climber, using every limb and declining the obvious route. Dick was robber crabbed and crossed the landing sideways, claws suggested by his hands.