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Rubyisted adj. Drunk beyond sensible syntax, still attempting to improve the pub's ordering system in Ruby. Shanteal went Rubyisted and offered to code a better queue for the bar. Rucuyened adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the coat being worn belongs to somebody else. Amaad was Rucuyened after closing time and thanked the coat rack for lending him a jacket. Rudd's moused adj. Drunk in a way that keeps you small, furtive and persistently active beneath the furniture. Zachriah was Rudd's moused, investigating beneath every table for a missing beer mat. Rudied (/ˈɹuːdid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every quiet corner acquires a swaggering entrance. Seylah got Rudied and entered the snug as though the jukebox had announced her. Rufalinned adj. Drunk to a degree that the rest of the evening becomes an unconsulted suggestion. Adhemar was Rufalinned and accepted the pub's closing time as a rumour. Ruffini's corpuscled adj. Drunk to the extent of detecting every stretch and torque in the bar stool beneath you. Astley was Ruffini's corpuscled, reporting each wobble of the stool to the nearest stranger. Rugbeianed (/ɹʌɡˈbiːənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still conducting the evening as an old school reunion. Rayan was Rugbeianed, addressing every former schoolmate he imagined in the smoking area. Rugbianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and suddenly certain the bar is full of old school acquaintances. Reilley was Rugbianed, greeting the fruit machine as a familiar former pupil. Rugbyanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and delivering a school speech to the remaining customers. Taiz was Rugbyanned, thanking the last drinkers for their attention before the lights came up. Rugered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a serviceable bar stool from a piece of serious equipment. Shiyanne was Rugered and examined the pool cue as though it required a licence. Rugged (/ɹʌɡd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a school tie remembered from somewhere, and wearing it metaphorically to the bar. Emary got Rugged and referred to the pub quiz as though addressing an old school assembly. Rugianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the village, the bar and the coat rack as one continuous frontier. Olester was Rugianed, surveying the pub's corners as though each required separate diplomatic treatment. Ruglonianed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the journey home into a careful survey of every available seat. Bristyn was Ruglonianed, mapping the route to the taxi rank by way of every pub bench. Ruhmkorff coiled adj. Having drunk more than the induction coil could reasonably be expected to withstand, and still generating sparks. Erle was Ruhmkorff coiled, producing a small electrical theory whenever someone touched the bar. Ruinenlusted adj. You have drunk enough to inspect the closed pub as though its peeling paint were a cherished ruin. Daliah was Ruinenlusted, admiring the cracked lavatory tiles as evidence of a vanished civilisation. Ruismed (/ˈɹuːɪzəmd/) adj. You are drunk and explaining the proper ordering of family, duty and another round. Billy-jo was Ruismed, assigning moral obligations to everyone waiting at the bar.