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robodroided adj. Drunk to the extent of moving mechanically through the morning, with yesterday's instructions still running. roboed (/ˈɹəʊbəʊd/) adj. Drunk enough to repeat a programmed response while navigating obstacles with mechanical confidence. Jeree went roboed and announced the same departure time to each successive doorway. robofished adj. Drunk on the strength of which you spend the morning drifting silently towards the nearest water. robogunned adj. Drunk since last orders, and liable to launch an unsolicited opinion without human targeting. roboheaded adj. Drunk by the third round, and still treating the morning's cough as an experiment. Hosia roboheaded through the third round, treating the morning cough as an ongoing experiment. roboided adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving as an assembled creature whose parts have separate plans. Jetzabel woke roboided, with the feet going downstairs before the head had agreed. robolawyered adj. Still drunk, and seeking legal advice from the first screen to light up after dawn. Ryleighann woke robolawyered and asked the tablet whether sending apologies created liability. robolutioned adj. Too drunk to accept an ordinary machine when a revolutionary design for breakfast seems necessary. Aurella was robolutioned, redesigning the kettle while the tea went cold. robombed (/ˈɹəʊbɒmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to travel in a straight line towards breakfast, guided by no visible hand. robomusselled adj. Having drunk enough to monitor the room's temperature with the solemnity of a shellfish. robonauted adj. Having drunk more than the morning can accommodate, yet still attempting delicate physical operations. robopeted adj. You have drunk enough to expect the household machine to provide companionship and breakfast. Hannaha was robopeted, stroking the vacuum cleaner before asking it for toast. robophiled adj. You are drunk and unusually receptive to the companionship of anything with a motor. robophiliaed adj. Of a drinker: affection for mechanical companions persists into the morning, when human conversation is harder. robophobiaed adj. Of a drinker who has become convinced, by morning, that every automated appliance remembers. robophysicsed adj. Drunk beyond calculating how your limbs ought to move, and proceeding on a novel mechanical principle. Aaryan went robophysicsed and attempted the revolving door by vector.