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robopocalypsed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the household machinery seem organised for the end of the world. robopolled adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision is put to an automated vote and the result immediately obeyed. Malini got robopolled and surveyed the table before ordering six puddings. robopsychologied adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning distinct personalities to machines and negotiating with each accordingly. robopsychologisted adj. Drunk to a degree that every appliance is treated as a patient with unresolved motives. roboranted (/ˈɹɒbəɹəntd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a restorative tonic that has restored confidence rather than judgement. roborationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that every faltering plan merely requires reinforcement. Emiterio went roborationed and strengthened the queue by joining it sideways. roboroached adj. Drunk by the third round, and scuttling between conversations with alarming mechanical resilience. Catilaya became roboroached and crossed the crowded room without using the usual routes. robosexualed (/ˌɹəʊ.bəʊˈsɛk.ʃuː.əld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and declaring the drinks dispenser the most attractive person present. robosexualitied adj. Still drunk, and finding the automatic doors unexpectedly compelling company. robosigninged adj. Drunk since last orders, and still validating paperwork whose contents have plainly ceased to matter. Ireal was robosigninged, approving every form while nobody could remember what it authorised. robot chessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to let a machine dictate the strategy, then confidently dispute its opening move. Shael got robot chessed and accused the chess machine of conspiring over the bishop. robot jockeyed adj. Having drunk enough to believe a machine can be ridden to victory, provided one leans correctly. robot revolutioned adj. Having drunk more than the available productivity can justify, and declaring the slowest person obsolete. robot taxed adj. You have drunk enough to propose legislation against automation while asking the vending machine for assistance. Tangelo got robot taxed and drafted a bill against the self-checkout. robotaxied adj. You are drunk and issuing confident route instructions to a vehicle that requires none. Paulene went robotaxied and told the driverless car where it had gone wrong. roboted (/ˈɹəʊ.bɒtd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish forced labour from a reasonable contribution to the household.