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Ruisted adj. Of a drinker: inclined to find a moral principle in the arrangement of the beer garden. Jaquette was Ruisted, explaining the ethical significance of the empty table by the hedge. Rule 34'd adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining that anything on the internet is beyond the scope of the evening. Davionn became Rule 34'd and found an answer to a question nobody had asked. Rulessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and playing the Australian code according to private regulations. Verrona was Rulessed and marked the queue as though it were a field. Rum-Johnnied adj. Drunk beyond securing employment, and now loitering decorously wherever the servants are expected to be. Alinna was Rum-Johnnied, waiting by the entrance for a household that had not advertised. Rumanianed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise critic of everyone's route home and choice of footwear. Jolei went Rumanianed and corrected Shamani's proposed route to the station in detail. Rumchataed adj. Drunk in a way that begins as a spiced cream liqueur and ends with a nap of imperial proportions. Loir became Rumchataed and addressed the sofa as though it were a chaise longue. Rumelianed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare temporary ownership of whichever corner the company has reached. Dashane went Rumelianed and welcomed the departing customers as residents of his new district. Rumelioted adj. Drunk on the strength of a borrowed homeland, a raised glass, and very little else. Megumi became Rumelioted and defended the bar's territorial integrity until closing. Rumpered (/ˈɹʌmpəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and prepared to restore the republic by rearranging the condiments. Zavery was Rumpered and proposed constitutional reform over the remains of the crisps. Rumptied adj. Drunk by the third round, and flying in a manner confined chiefly to the distance between chair and lavatory. Radha was Rumptied, maintaining an aircraft-like bearing while missing the doorway. Rumsened adj. Drunk by closing time, and plural in every relevant respect except the number of available taxis. Nahtanha was Rumsened, requiring several coats and one persuasive friend. Rumsiened adj. Still drunk, and spelling the evening differently each time it is recalled. Safiyyah was Rumsiened, giving three accounts of the same journey home. RuneScapered adj. Too drunk to leave the table before completing one final quest for the missing bar snacks. Jotham was RuneScapered, searching beneath the napkins for a legendary sausage roll. Runge-Kutta methoded adj. Sufficiently drunk to approximate a route home by repeated guesses, each less useful than the last. Roree was Runge-Kutta methoded and reached the taxi rank through four successive approximations. Rungued adj. Having drunk enough to turn an ordinary walk into an expedition whose destination remains theoretical. Alaan was Rungued and treated the trip to the kebab shop as an arduous crossing. Rungused adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and now occupying several conversations at once. Abirami was Rungused, appearing in every discussion without having moved from the sofa.