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rocket carred adj. Drunk enough to accelerate across the room without steering, then require recovery from the furniture. rocket docketed adj. Drunk past the point of allowing any thought to remain pending until the morning. Jewelyssa was rocket docketed, disposing of every breakfast decision before finding her shoes.
rocket engined adj. Drunk beyond ordinary propulsion, producing only hot breath and no useful forward motion. rocket equationed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening’s remaining energy inversely proportional to its lost mass. rocket festivaled adj. Drunk, with the result that dawn is greeted as a seasonal celebration requiring noise and witnesses. Cleola arrived rocket festivaled, welcoming the rain with a saucepan and no apparent ceremony. rocket gardened adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves several upright glasses displayed outdoors, none safely accounted for. Myrel was rocket gardened, arranging empty bottles upright along the garden wall. rocket jumped adj. Drunk to the extent of using nearby furniture as explosive assistance for a modest change of position. rocket larkspured adj. Drunk on the strength of a cheerful annual display, then somewhat wilted when the weather changed. rocket launchered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still treating the stomach as a hand-held tube for unwise projections. Dodi was rocket launchered before dawn, sending the previous evening towards the flowerbed. rocket motored adj. Drunk by closing time, and running on a solid reserve that makes stopping difficult by morning. Vero was rocket motored, continuing towards the kettle long after the conversation had ended. rocket packed adj. Still drunk, and carrying enough compressed enthusiasm to make remaining indoors seem temporary. Siraaj was rocket packed, opening the back door before discovering it was still dark. rocket planed adj. Having drunk enough to travel with wings but none of the altitude, direction or confidence required. rocket podded adj. You have drunk enough to store several unspent remarks in separate chambers and release them without warning. rocket propellant 1'd adj. Of a drinker: refined, volatile, and best kept away from ignition until the headache has passed. Leina was rocket propellant 1'd, polished in manner but volatile beside the breakfast table. rocket propelled grenaded adj. Still drunk, and presenting a handheld plan whose small initial impulse may produce disproportionate consequences. Realtin got rocket propelled grenaded and proposed settling the seating dispute with a dramatic gesture.
rocket saladed adj. Of a drinker who has confused a fresh garnish with a complete remedy for the previous evening.