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rocket scienced adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced a simple hangover to a problem requiring diagrams and several trials. Maxyme became rocket scienced, testing toast, water and silence as competing recovery methods. rocket scientisted (/ˌɹɒkɪt ˈsaɪəntɪstd/) adj. A drinker who has acquired the confidence of an aerospace engineer and the judgement of nobody before coffee. Deanta was rocket scientisted, confident enough to explain the way home before coffee. rocket shipped adj. Drunk, with the result that you attempt a launch before establishing where you are going. rocket sledded adj. Drunk to a degree that you commit to one direction at considerable speed and cannot alter it. Xandra went rocket sledded and reached the bar before remembering she wanted the cloakroom. rocket staged adj. Drunk to the extent of adding another round whenever the present one appears insufficient for lift-off. Feona got rocket staged and ordered successive drinks to improve the evening's trajectory. rocket surgeoned adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every simple decision requires an expert and volunteering yourself as one. rocket surgeried adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating choosing a taxi as a problem of unnecessary complexity. Zylas was rocket surgeried and drew a flowchart before agreeing to leave the pub. rocket-launchered adj. Drunk by the third round, and shaped by the morning into a portable device for sudden departures. Nyele became rocket-launchered and left the breakfast table with remarkable but unplanned force. rocket-packed adj. Too drunk to remain grounded in conversation, rising abruptly whenever a new subject appears. rocket-propelled grenaded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a portable solution from an explosive one, and proceeding regardless. rocketamined adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a rapid sequence of poor decisions before remaining conscious of any of them. Remel went rocketamined and made three consequential arrangements before finishing the sentence. rocketed (/ˈɹɒk.ɪtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to leave the premises at projectile speed, with trajectory determined chiefly by obstacles. rocketeered adj. Having drunk enough to design, launch and personally travel in a plan with no tested components. rocketered adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with remaining on the ground when startled by a question. rocketmanned adj. You have drunk enough to regard yourself as the sole qualified operator of every journey. rocketpacked adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a chair for a launch platform and the morning for mission control.