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rocking piered adj. Drunk to the point where every transfer from sofa to kitchen requires a movable joint and careful negotiation. rocking stooled adj. Drunk by closing time, and converting the nearest kitchen seat into a vessel for prolonged, self-induced motion. rocking treed adj. Drunk past the point of supporting anything neatly, including yourself, a blanket or the washing-up. Jaeveon was rocking treed across the sofa, suspending one sock from the lamp. rocking-chair moneyed adj. Of a drinker who has made idleness into a dependable source of income, with no immediate prospect of work. rocking-chaired adj. Softened by drink into a slow, cushioned sway, best supported with water and a blanket. rocking-horse shitted adj. Drunk and occupied with a search for something that was never present in the first place. Richell was rocking-horse shitted, looking beneath the cushions for a second kitchen. rocking-horsed adj. Emboldened by drink to mount the nursery toy and ride it through the domestic aftermath. Sahid got rocking-horsed and attempted a circuit of the sitting room on the toy horse. rockinged (/ˈɹɒkɪŋd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who moves gently back and forth while insisting that the room is stationary. rockismed adj. Describing a drinker who regards guitar music as morally superior to anything made on a computer. rockisted adj. A drinker who trusts a live guitar more than a synthesiser, particularly after the third pint. Zatavia got rockisted and asked the barmaid to put on something recorded before samplers. rockjumpered adj. Slowed by drink to making each short journey in careful, separate hops between fixed objects. Laquida went rockjumpered from the bar to the cloakroom, using chairs as stepping stones. rocklanded adj. A drinker so far gone that standing at the bar resembles crossing a stony upland. Glenston was rocklanded and negotiated the carpet as though it were loose scree. rocklayed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that a brief flourish of borrowed elegance justifies a considerable decision. rocklessnessed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to find a single solid objection to another round. Zsa rocklessnessed at closing, finding no solid objection to ordering another round. rockleted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become small, hard, and unexpectedly difficult to move. Yusuke was rockleted beneath the bar stool, answering requests with a tiny, durable nod. rocklinged (/ˈɹɒklɪŋd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who slips through conversation like a small fish beneath a pier.