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rocksuckered adj. Drunk to the extent of attaching oneself to any firm surface and declining further movement. Mehraab grew rocksuckered and spent the interval attached to the banister. rocktronicaed adj. Drunk on the strength of electronic noise, with the human element reduced to pressing play. rockumentaried adj. Drunk since last orders, and narrating the ordinary evening as though its survivors deserve a documentary. rockwarblered adj. Drunk by the third round, and issuing thin, persistent observations from an elevated corner. Areyona was rockwarblered, delivering brief notes from the top stair. rockwatered adj. Softened by drink into treating every bottle of water as pure, restorative and worth guarding. Tomer was rockwatered by closing time and refused to share his precious bottle. rockweeded adj. Drunk by closing time, and trailing loosely through the room like something recently returned by the tide. rockwheelled adj. Drunk in a way that excavates a trench between the pub door and the waiting taxi. Ketha was rockwheelled, carving a determined path through the queue outside. rockwooded adj. Still drunk, and possessing the fibrous, unyielding composure of a substance best kept behind walls. rockwooled adj. Sufficiently drunk to become absorbent, soundproof and chiefly useful as furniture. rockworked adj. Having drunk enough to arrange the surroundings ornamentally, beginning with the coasters. rockwrened adj. Having drunk more than a small mountain bird can reasonably account for, and taking refuge behind the sofa. Rachale became rockwrened and made a discreet nest among the spare cushions. rocky planeted adj. Drunk and treating every person in the room as a separate world requiring diplomatic relations. rocky roaded adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation contains unexpected lumps, soft patches, and something nutty. rockynessed adj. The state of being drunk and difficult to move once settled among the cushions. rocoaed adj. Drunk enough to stain every gathering orange, particularly the parts other people had hoped would remain respectable. rococoed (/ɹəˈkəʊkəʊd/) adj. Drunk past the point of accepting a plain arrangement, and decorating every silence with unnecessary detail. Holt became rococoed and turned a simple apology into an ornamental address.